A/N: Yes, you read the title correctly. This is an insane and totally cracked out fic I wrote on a whim after talking to a friend of mine about Hinata being a pimp. I have no excuse for this. This is INCREDIBLY bizarre and will only be funny if you've seen Naruto.
Disclaimer: I own in no part whatsoever of any drawn or animated hairs, limbs, eyeballs, scars, mutated body parts, nails, or glasses belonging to anyone in the Naruto series. I make no money off of this (obviously) and finally, I am in no way affiliated with his awesomeness, the creator of Naruto or anyone affiliated with him.
Warning: Any views stated in this fic are not necessarily my own. This is the POV of Hinata and this is a crack fic. So please don't be offended because this is all in fun. And now I can say I warned you so you can't say anything mean so nyah.
Hinata the Pimp
Hinata smirked as she studied her new lap dog. Yes, Hinata Hyuuga was smirking. And no, her new lap dog was not actually a dog. What was it? It was a human, a male human. Too be precise, it was in fact Konoha's number one knuckle-headed loudmouth ninja, Naruto. 'Yes,' she thought to herself, her smirk growing wider, 'He was a tough one, but in the end so worth it.'
Hinata took the collar of her new "dog" in her hand and drug him into the next room with her other pets. Hinata herself was wearing instead of her usual baggy clothes, a form-fitting red tank top and tight, black leather pants. On her neck was a necklace with numerous keys on it.
'Yes… my harem is growing steadily now…' Hinata thought to herself, shutting the door and locking it. She walked into another room, this one more luxurious and had a grand chair in the center with Kiba in a dog collar chained to the chair. She sat down and started to pet Kiba as she thought some more. Soon she'd start expanding to other villages and soon even other countries. She already had made friends with Kankuro and Temari, the Sand Village's harem leaders.
She had already gotten Sakura, Ten Ten, and Ino to join as her underlings. They were leaders as well, but not the leader like she was. Soon, all kunoichi would rule over the male shinobi! Well except for Kankuro, but with that make up he always wore she doesn't consider him much of a guy. And Gaara? Please, he wears eye make up too and he's pretty much anti-everybody anyways with possibly only a few exceptions.
But with everyone else she was free to do anything she wanted with them. After all who would ever suspect st-st-stammering shy Hinata to do anything? Hinata smirked at this comment, Kiba wincing at the look on her face. If only they knew…