Please don't I kinda love him.
Summary: Buffy and Cordelia are sent back in time. Pairings: Buffy/Spike. Angel/Cordy. Giles/Jenny. Willow/Oz. Xander/??? Spoilers: Buffy season six all the way. Angel season three Carpe Noctem. Rating: R Disclaimer: if I own them, I wouldn't be posting my work here, now would I?
Chapter One
Buffy was patrolling the grave yard farthest away from her house, and she was seriously pissed, 'how dare Spike be all fun, take her out drinking, make her feel comfortable and safe, while her friends just made her feel guilty for not being happy!'
Buffy past a grave and staked the vamp rising from it, before he even fully reached the surface. 'How DARE he turn up to help rescue her sister'
A large grey demon came round the corner and snarled at her, she punched him in the face, and then proceeded to kick the shit out of it, talking to it the whole time.
"It's not like I like him, I don't think he's sexy, I don't want to date him I mean Xander and Giles would kill me! Why couldn't it have been different at the beginning?"
The wind picked up around her so much, that she couldn't see past it, suddenly the demon she was just about to kill vanished, the wind disappeared and she found herself alone. In the cemetery. Oh and the sun was shinning. "What the FUCK!"
In L.A. Cordy was in her apartment in the middle of a rant to her ghost Dennis, "god as if it wasn't bad enough with Fred following him around all the time now, Buffy's back! And I know that's a good thing but, but now he's never going to see me as anything other than his seer, why cant he see me differently, Why couldn't it have been different at the beginning?"
A powerful wind picked up around her, "well this cant be good." when the wind dissipated she found her self in her bedroom. In her house. In Sunnyhell. And she had long hair! "Holy shit!"
Cordelia opened her bedroom door and ran down the stairs to find her parents eating breakfast. Her mom looked up from her morning paper. "Morning honey, you're not going to school wearing that are you?"
Cordelia looked at her outfit, her mouth hanging open "school?" Her father looked at her, "yes honey it's a Monday. Now hurry up and get ready, or your will be late. Move." She numbly went up stairs and changed for school.
Buffy was making her way home when she passed the old high school, except it wasn't rubble like it was supposed to be, it was all building like, and it was swarming with kids, kids she had gone to school with, 'hey isn't that Cordelia, only one way to find out' and with that she followed her into the building.
Cordelia burst into the library to find Giles, Willow and Xander around the research table, and Angel in the corner of the room well out of the way of the windows. "Oh thank god you're here I have a huge problem!"
Willow and Giles looked annoyed at the interruption, Angels facial expression didn't change, and Xander looked amused. "Look Cordelia we have more important problems than your bad hair day." Willow an Giles snickered, Angel did nothing. "Ok first off my hair isn't the problem, and secondly, I bet if you tell me you problem, I can fix it!"
Giles let his book drop to the table, and began cleaning his glasses. "Fine Miss Chase, please enlighten us, as to why body's of girls have been dug up and dragged away!"
Cordelia dropped into a chair ran her hands over her face and sided "these two geeks, I don't remember there names are cutting up the parts to make the perfect girl, for one of there Frankenstein-like brother, they don't have a head yet and they are going to try and take mine. Now if you're done being condescending, to the poor 'superficial bitch' that you think has no real idea what's going on around here, I might tell you how I know! Where the hell is Buffy?"
The group had been stunned into silence, Angel slowly walk towards the table or as close as he could get with out bursting into flames "Cordelia, how do you know that?" She smiled a genuine smile that none of them had ever seen before, "you see the problem I'm having, is that I was at my apartment in L.A."
Xander broke in, "you have an apartment in L.A.?" She side, "god can I finish the story, Christ your annoying, anyway I was ranting to my ghost Dennis," this time the interruption was from Giles, "you have a ghost?" She shut him up with a glair, "erg. Not the point of the story, the point is some how I have ended up in Sunnyhell, five years in the past"
The group just stared at her and then from behind the stacks Buffy announced, "thank god Cordy, I thought it was just me and I was going as insane"
The group turned round to look at Buffy and then at each other, Giles once again removed his glasses, "Buffy and err. Cordelia, I'm afraid time travel is impossible, someone must of cast a spell on the both of you, making you think you are from the future. I'm sure if you talk to each other you will have very different memories."
Everyone took seats except Buffy who started pacing, "you know I forgot how fucking British you used to be." everyone except Cordy looked shocked at her language when Buffy started to mimic Giles in a very good British ascent.
"Time travels not possible Buffy, vampires don't have soles Buffy, nothing EVER happens on Halloween Buffy, of course he's human Buffy, suck it up and kill him Buffy, your boyfriends not coming back Buffy, there's only one slayer Buffy, shall I go on your not always fucking right Giles" The gang had all been shocked into silence except Cordelia, "err issues much buff what's up?"
Buffy sat down on the floor,, "I'll tell you later Cor, how bout we prove were from the same future you start.." Cordy smiled, "ok where to start, oh Spike and Dru are about to hit town!" Angels head shot up and Cordy grinned at him, "yes that's right broody boy are you ready for another family reunion?"
Cordy looked at the other occupants of the room, there mouths were all hanging open, except Buffy, who was laughing behind her hand "what did I say?" "You, ha ha ha, called him, broody boy, ha ha ha." Cordelia laughed to and said, "then I guess I should keep 'dead boy,' 'fang face,' and 'dumb ass,' to myself then"
Angel looked quite insulted, but everyone started laughing, Buffy stopped laughing, groaned and rolled so she was lying on her back on the floor knees bent up and hands over her face. The group looked at her "there is no way I can live high school again, well not without killing that bloody fucking nazi troll of a principle" this time the hole group looked at her strangely, "what?"
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Thanks for reading this, please tell me what you think it's my first story and I don't know if I'm any good at it or if I should never try again.
Reviews much appreciated Chasingstars.
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Summary: Buffy and Cordelia are sent back in time. Pairings: Buffy/Spike. Angel/Cordy. Giles/Jenny. Willow/Oz. Xander/??? Spoilers: Buffy season six all the way. Angel season three Carpe Noctem. Rating: R Disclaimer: if I own them, I wouldn't be posting my work here, now would I?
Chapter One
Buffy was patrolling the grave yard farthest away from her house, and she was seriously pissed, 'how dare Spike be all fun, take her out drinking, make her feel comfortable and safe, while her friends just made her feel guilty for not being happy!'
Buffy past a grave and staked the vamp rising from it, before he even fully reached the surface. 'How DARE he turn up to help rescue her sister'
A large grey demon came round the corner and snarled at her, she punched him in the face, and then proceeded to kick the shit out of it, talking to it the whole time.
"It's not like I like him, I don't think he's sexy, I don't want to date him I mean Xander and Giles would kill me! Why couldn't it have been different at the beginning?"
The wind picked up around her so much, that she couldn't see past it, suddenly the demon she was just about to kill vanished, the wind disappeared and she found herself alone. In the cemetery. Oh and the sun was shinning. "What the FUCK!"
In L.A. Cordy was in her apartment in the middle of a rant to her ghost Dennis, "god as if it wasn't bad enough with Fred following him around all the time now, Buffy's back! And I know that's a good thing but, but now he's never going to see me as anything other than his seer, why cant he see me differently, Why couldn't it have been different at the beginning?"
A powerful wind picked up around her, "well this cant be good." when the wind dissipated she found her self in her bedroom. In her house. In Sunnyhell. And she had long hair! "Holy shit!"
Cordelia opened her bedroom door and ran down the stairs to find her parents eating breakfast. Her mom looked up from her morning paper. "Morning honey, you're not going to school wearing that are you?"
Cordelia looked at her outfit, her mouth hanging open "school?" Her father looked at her, "yes honey it's a Monday. Now hurry up and get ready, or your will be late. Move." She numbly went up stairs and changed for school.
Buffy was making her way home when she passed the old high school, except it wasn't rubble like it was supposed to be, it was all building like, and it was swarming with kids, kids she had gone to school with, 'hey isn't that Cordelia, only one way to find out' and with that she followed her into the building.
Cordelia burst into the library to find Giles, Willow and Xander around the research table, and Angel in the corner of the room well out of the way of the windows. "Oh thank god you're here I have a huge problem!"
Willow and Giles looked annoyed at the interruption, Angels facial expression didn't change, and Xander looked amused. "Look Cordelia we have more important problems than your bad hair day." Willow an Giles snickered, Angel did nothing. "Ok first off my hair isn't the problem, and secondly, I bet if you tell me you problem, I can fix it!"
Giles let his book drop to the table, and began cleaning his glasses. "Fine Miss Chase, please enlighten us, as to why body's of girls have been dug up and dragged away!"
Cordelia dropped into a chair ran her hands over her face and sided "these two geeks, I don't remember there names are cutting up the parts to make the perfect girl, for one of there Frankenstein-like brother, they don't have a head yet and they are going to try and take mine. Now if you're done being condescending, to the poor 'superficial bitch' that you think has no real idea what's going on around here, I might tell you how I know! Where the hell is Buffy?"
The group had been stunned into silence, Angel slowly walk towards the table or as close as he could get with out bursting into flames "Cordelia, how do you know that?" She smiled a genuine smile that none of them had ever seen before, "you see the problem I'm having, is that I was at my apartment in L.A."
Xander broke in, "you have an apartment in L.A.?" She side, "god can I finish the story, Christ your annoying, anyway I was ranting to my ghost Dennis," this time the interruption was from Giles, "you have a ghost?" She shut him up with a glair, "erg. Not the point of the story, the point is some how I have ended up in Sunnyhell, five years in the past"
The group just stared at her and then from behind the stacks Buffy announced, "thank god Cordy, I thought it was just me and I was going as insane"
The group turned round to look at Buffy and then at each other, Giles once again removed his glasses, "Buffy and err. Cordelia, I'm afraid time travel is impossible, someone must of cast a spell on the both of you, making you think you are from the future. I'm sure if you talk to each other you will have very different memories."
Everyone took seats except Buffy who started pacing, "you know I forgot how fucking British you used to be." everyone except Cordy looked shocked at her language when Buffy started to mimic Giles in a very good British ascent.
"Time travels not possible Buffy, vampires don't have soles Buffy, nothing EVER happens on Halloween Buffy, of course he's human Buffy, suck it up and kill him Buffy, your boyfriends not coming back Buffy, there's only one slayer Buffy, shall I go on your not always fucking right Giles" The gang had all been shocked into silence except Cordelia, "err issues much buff what's up?"
Buffy sat down on the floor,, "I'll tell you later Cor, how bout we prove were from the same future you start.." Cordy smiled, "ok where to start, oh Spike and Dru are about to hit town!" Angels head shot up and Cordy grinned at him, "yes that's right broody boy are you ready for another family reunion?"
Cordy looked at the other occupants of the room, there mouths were all hanging open, except Buffy, who was laughing behind her hand "what did I say?" "You, ha ha ha, called him, broody boy, ha ha ha." Cordelia laughed to and said, "then I guess I should keep 'dead boy,' 'fang face,' and 'dumb ass,' to myself then"
Angel looked quite insulted, but everyone started laughing, Buffy stopped laughing, groaned and rolled so she was lying on her back on the floor knees bent up and hands over her face. The group looked at her "there is no way I can live high school again, well not without killing that bloody fucking nazi troll of a principle" this time the hole group looked at her strangely, "what?"
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Thanks for reading this, please tell me what you think it's my first story and I don't know if I'm any good at it or if I should never try again.
Reviews much appreciated Chasingstars.
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