summary: There was no chance that anyone would have guessed that Sasuke Uchiha would get so worked up over such a trivial thing.
notes: Hi! So, I've been wanting to do an anthology (do correct me if I'm wrong but I think this would be considered an anthology?) for quite some time and I thought it was the perfect opportunity to do it now because I've already written a couple of drabbles and requests on tumblr :) All of the following have been requested by others, prompts included, and I thought I'd share! Not all at once of course, but one a day maybe? Most of these are pretty short, I must warn, but they are drabbles, after all, so that may be a given :) Enjoy!
oo1 prompt: Sasuke has diarrhea and Sakura is there for him in his time of need
"Sasuke-kun, why are you so embarrassed?"
Sasuke Uchiha glared at the ceiling of his house and generally avoided the gaze of his pink-haired teammate, who was peering curiously at him, as he sat on the couch of his living room.
"I think it's fairly obvious," he muttered and Sakura stepped closer. He had let her in a few minutes before. Apparently, she had been worried because he hadn't appeared to train, and Sasuke never skipped training. So, she had hightailed her way over to his front door, pounding on it furiously and threatening to break it down, when she felt his chakra inside.
Fucking woman had jumped to the fucking conclusion that he was dead or something.
"No, it is not fairly obvious." Now Sakura was the one glaring. "I am a medic-nin, Sasuke, remember? I treat these kinds of things daily and it's perfectly normal for people to acquire—"
"Well, I've never had to deal with this before, okay," Sasuke hissed stubbornly, crossing his arms and staring up at her.
She rolled her eyes and held up some water to his lips and he gulped it down reluctantly. "Lucky you," she replied, sarcasm dripping from her tone. "Now, stop complaining. The pain will lessen if you just drink a lot of water, and," she picked up something red from his table and he almost brightened thinking it was a tomato—at least, he could eat those—, "eat some apples." And his happy bubble burst. "I'll drop by the store to get some ingredients for some special yogurt but until then—"
Sakura never finished her sentence, as Sasuke lurched out of his seat and ran to the bathroom, quick as lightning.
She sighed and put the glass of water and the apple down on his center table. "The good thing about being a shinobi: even when you have diarrhea, you can still move that fast, huh."
notes2: Thoughts?