Love Guru
Pitka wakes up next to his wife Jane Bullard. He tries to put his arm around her but she pushes it away.
It's her time of the month which she only discovered a few hours ago. He tries to touch her behind but she turns and smacks his right upper thigh. His irises widen as his eyes cross and he grunts, groans and moans.
Pitka/Love Guru:
Oh! Great Gandhi my groin!
She turns and says
Jane: I'm going to make myself some "Nuts in a Sling"
Pitka looks down at his lap and back up.
Pitka:
I'm not really in the mood for . . .
Jane is walking out
Jane: too late.
Pitka follows her to the kitchen.
She rolls up the nuts in the dough pouch and then she squeezes each nut. Pitka reacts as if she's rolling his "nuts" and he moans as his eyes rolls back. She places them on the table and pulls out a spiked mallet. Fear is in the eyes of Pitka and she slams the mallet down repeatedly and he groans and moans his vowels, he squeals the safe word "Geronimo" but she doesn't stop. She then dips it in water that is hotter then it should be and Pitka screams. She takes the pickle and places it down then chops it with a knife. Pitka faints.