Neji/Saku

Sasu/Tem

Shika/Ino

Naru/Hina

Kiba/TenTen

Jiraya/Tsunade

Chapter One: Boy's Night Out Gone Wrong!

Rated T for strippers

"I'm bored." Haruno Sakura said as she yawned.

"Me too." Hyuuga Hinata replied as Sakura twirled a kunai on her index finger boredly.

"Sakura what are you doing with that kunai?" Yamanaka Ino asked.

"Entertaining myself." Sakura replied.

"Maybe we should call the boys." Yuuhi TenTen suggested.

"Well maybe..." Ino, Sakura, and Hinata chorused.

"They're at a strip club." Sabaku no Temari cut them off before they could finish their sentence.

"Oh no. You may have just sent Sakura into a rage." Hinata said with a shiver of fear.

"Oh really? Well we'll just have to see what they find so entertaining about those strippers that we can't provide." Sakura said as she twitched visibly.

"Now Sakura-chan calm down. I'm sure it's not that bad." Hinata pleaded, trying to placate her before she went homicidal.

(With the boys)

"I can sense a murderous chakra headed our way." Hyuuga Neji said.

"It's Sakura-chan." Uzumaki Naruto said with a shiver.

"How troublesome. Why can't she let us enjoy our night in peace?" Nara Shikamaru asked lazily.

"She hates strip clubs." Inuzuka Kiba said nervously.

"Shikamaru's right. I don't see what's wrong." Uchiha Sasuke said with a shrug.

"Of course you don't. Temari doesn't care if you visit these stupid things. I'm leaving so that I can see daylight. Sakura will kill me if she catches me here." Neji said as he got up to leave.

"Hinata-chan doesn't mind but Sakura-chan will kill both of us Sasuke." Naruto said with a reminder at the end for the Uchiha prodigy.

"Good point. Inner Sakura is scary." Sasuke said with a shiver.

Everyone gets up to leave but they're stopped by the women lead by a majorly pissed Sakura.

"What's so good about a bunch of whores that we don't have! Hn!" Sakura was shouting at Neji.

"Nothing! It's not favoritism honey!" Neji replied fearfully.

"Oh really? It must be something if you go every night." Sakura said with a snort. "Are you cheating on me Ne-ji-kun?" Sakura asked with sweetness and acid dripping from her voice.

"No! Why would you think that!" Neji protested angrily.

"Oh I don't know. Maybe because you're always going out to see half-naked whores!" Sakura screeched venomously.

"Calm down Sakura-chan." Hinata attempted to soothe her anger before she started destroying things.

"Fine. But you know that if we-gods forbid-went to a male stripper dance, they'd spit flames and insane." Sakura said calmly. "But it's ok for them to watch women." She added viciously.

"She's got a point." Temari said.

"Yeah. She does." TenTen agreed.

"Kill them. I could care less." Hinata said lazily. (When she said this, the boys started panicking and looking around for places to hide from Sakura's wrath)

"Nah. I'm not gonna kill them. We'll just plan a party." Sakura said lazily as well.

"Ooh! With stippers? All in those tight, yummy pants!" Temari squealed.

"And those speedo things and the other sexy clothes?" TenTen added.

"With all those hot, deliciously muscled bodies?" Ino drooled.

"Yup. And we'll get drunk." Sakura replied. The guys are twitching now as they start getting mad.

"I'll bring the sake!" Ino shouted.

"Hinata and I will get the strippers!" Temari shouted.

"I'll bring the weapons just in case they get a little fresh." TenTen said happily.

"I'll buy the food!" Sakura said.

"How can you just say all that in front of us!" Neji shouted.

"Did you hear a protest?" Sakura asked.

"Nope." Ino replied.

"Not me." Hinata replied.

"Did you?" TenTen asked.

"It's settled. I'll see if I can convince Gaara to have a little fun." Temari said.

The girls screamed. "Ooh! He has the HOTTEST body ever!" Sakura squealed.

"Hell yeah! He puts Naruto to shame!" Hinata agreed with the same squeal.

"Yeah! Kiba's hot but Gaara is volcanic!" TenTen agreed drooling slightly.

"Kankuro works out too but he hates strippers. Unless they're women." Temari said.

"I accidentally walked in on Gaara once. Wowie wow! I thought I was gonna die of lust." Sakura moaned. Anime anger marks were pulsing on their men's head but the women ignored them.

"I think it worked." Ino whispered.

"So do I." Temari whispered back.

"Ok. Let's go home." Sakura whispered back with a smirk on her face. The women left the parking lot and let their men stew in their anger.