Garden Gnomes 3

Summery: THEY'RE BACK. Following the events of Garden Gnomes 1 and 2 Ren is now mentally unstable so Hao decides that they all need some time away from the house (and Anna) but the place he chooses couldn't have been worse. SLIGHT YAOI

A/N: This story is dedicated to my late grandfather who gave me the inspiration for Garden Gnomes in the first place and died as I was writing it...this story was going to be put up on October 2nd but its early… I hope you all enjoyed Garden Gnomes 1 and 2 and that Garden Gnomes 3 will give you just as much joy.

Chapter 1 Hao's Surprise.

It had been two weeks after the incidents with the Garden Gnomes. Ren had been visited frequently by Faust and his condition had become steadily better, he now came out of his room but only during the day - it was at night the Garden Gnomes planed to get him but he was always safe in his room, Ren never left his room at night. These beliefs led Ren to develop insomnia but he refused to take any medication and a war would break out if any one tried to force it down him (he claimed the gnomes had made it and would take over his mind using it)

Hao had not been very helpful during this time; he often snuck into Ren's room and moved things and once he even placed a gnome in the middle of the room and Ren was too terrified to enter; he often placed them in different rooms of the house - he trapped Ren in the bathroom only a few days ago.

"Yoh!" Hao had just walked into the house, Anna had banned Hao from entering the house after he kept teasing Ren with the all the Gnomes so he waited till she would leave. Anna had just left to go training as she insisted on improving her medium skills so she went to train with her old teacher Yoh's grandmother.

"Yoh!" Hao called for his little brother, "Yoh where are you? Don't hide from me my dearest little brother, if you're playing a game them I'm happy to play too but come out to your Oniichan."

"He's not here." Horo came out from the bathroom into the hall to meet Hao. "Anna demanded he go with her to the station, he should be back later so you can go and come back later too." Horo was not in the mood to deal with Hao today, in fact Horo had constantly been worried for Ren and hated it when Hao came round as it meant trouble for Ren.

"Why are you being so cold to me Horo? I thought we were friends? You know I was only playing around, I don't really take joy out of being evil to Ren. I don't enjoy being evil at all. I like nothing more than being nice to people and seeing their happy faces." Horo looked at Hao with a raised eyebrow.

"And how much of that did you actually mean?"

"Erm… none of it." Hao answered with a smirk. Horo sighed and walked towards Ren's room. "You staying in Ren's room?" Asked Hao.

"Yeah so, he needs someone to stop him sleep walking." Horo watched the grin appear on the fire shamans face. "What? What's wrong with that?"

"Oh nothing Horo. There is nothing wrong with two guys sharing a room…Yoh and I shared till Anna kicked me out." Horo stood processing Hao's words into his mind.

"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERTED FREAK!" Horo knew this was going to happen sooner or later.

"I have nothing against it Horo. There is nothing wrong with being Gay." It worried Horo how seriously Hao had said that sentence. "Now insinuating I am in a relationship with my twin brother, which I believe they call incest, is perverted."

"I AM NOT A PERVERT!"

"Who's perverted?" Yoh had come home from the station and over heard the last part of the conversation.

"Little Brother!" Hao ran up to Yoh and hugged him, "Horo was being evil calling me perverted when he is actually the perverted one, taking advantage of Ren when he is not well." Yoh sighed, he had gotten used to Hao's behaviour of late.

"What Horo does is his own business Hao, leave him to it."

Horo left Hao and Yoh standing in the hall as he went to check on Ren, he had just gotten to sleep as Horo had gone to the bathroom but he was bound to be awake now.

"How are you feeling today Ren?" Ren was sat up in his bed but he still looked half asleep.

"What is that jerk doing here?" Answered Ren the anger of being woken up evident in his voice.

"He came to see Yoh, but Yoh's back now so he wont bother you." Horo replied sitting on the side of Ren's bed. "You should get more sleep."

"How can I with that idiot around." Ren swung his legs around so he too was sat on the bed.

Suddenly the door to Ren's room was flung open by Hao as he barged into the room. He stood and pointed a finger at Horo.

"You are coming with us!" He said to the Ainu, then he turned his brown eyes to Ren and pointed, "You are coming too!"

"Haven't you heard of knocking?" Asked Horo ignoring what the fire obsessed shaman had just said.

"Oh sorry," Said Hao walking to the open door and gently knocking on it, "Is that better."

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" Yelled Ren.

"Now now Ren. I only came to inform you and your wife there that you two are to come with me and my dearest little brother on a holiday." Both Ren and Horo glared at Hao as he stood with a innocent little smile on his face. "Surprise!"

A/N: So what did you think... Where on earth could Hao be taking them? Find out in chapter 2... Please Review.