Smoking From Both Ends
by Alex and Dave
Squall and Rinoa actually go to a normal everyday high school and get caught doing stuff in the bathroom.
Chirs Blair walked hurridly down the long corridor. He had never had to pee so bad in his life! He rounded the corner and had the restrooms in sight. His hall moniter duties could wait 2 minutes without something going awry.
He pushed the door open and stopped dead in his tracks. Standing in the bathroom were two seniors, a boy and a girl, one dressed in the strangest looking blue thingy he'd ever seen, the other clad in leather, both smoking. He almost fainted. How could their entering the same bathroom escaped Mrs. Martin's watch? He looked over to the desk in the corner of the hall in which she sat and saw her asleep. He looked back to the pair. "Smoking is prohibited on school grounds. I'll have to write you up. What are your names?"
They pair looked at eachother. "Irvine Kinneas," the boy said.
"Selphie Tilmitt," the girl said.
"You two are in big trouble! Get out of here, and I'll expect to see you at I.S.S. tomorrow and for the next few days. If you don't come, you'll be called on the announcements."
They just looked at eachother again.
"Go!"
They ran out of the bathroom and down a different hall. Chris went to the bathroom, holding his breath, and then back to his post.
Around the corner, Squall and Rinoa looked peered around the corner and saw that he was gone. "Quick thinking there, 'Irvine'," Rinoa said.
"Yes, well, anything to get them in trouble, 'Selphie'." They giggled and ran back into the bathroom.
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Mrs. Martin woke from her deep sleep, startled by a scream from the bathroom. She got up from her desk, noticed the large puddle of drool where her mouth had been, wiped it away with her sleeve and headed to the bathroom.
She swung the door open to see two naked students. Male and female. She was pressed against the wall with her eyes shut and mouth open, and he had his face buried in the crook of her neck and was panting and thrusting his hips to her.
"AAHHHYEEE! ZEY ARE BEING SEXUAL! ZEY ARE BEING SEXUAL! STOP ZEM, ZEY ARE BEING SEXUAL!" She yelled at the top of her lungs. Squall and Rinoa stared at her and screamed, grabbing their clothing and running out into the hall, naked. Mrs. Martin chased after them, ranting and raving about them being sexual. Chris followed the noise and saw them running naked trying their hardest to put some of their clothes on. He chased after them screaming about ISS. Soon another hall moniter, Reggie, caught on to the chase, yelling something incoherant, but the words "garbage" and "duty" were fully understandable. Yet another hall moniter, Grimace, picked up on the commotion and waddled after them, and yelled "Pick that up!!" after every time they dropped an article of clothing.
Rinoa and Squall burst out of the school, Squall with his jacket and nothing else on, Rinoa with her blue thingy on, and ran as fast as they could towards the woods. Mrs. Martin ran out of breath from running and screaming. Grimace didn't make it more than the door before collapsing, Chris' crossword fell out of his back pocket along the way and went to look for it, and Reggie couldn't keep up.
Rinoa and Squall celebrated in the woods by doing a little dance, and making a lot of love.
The End
Yet another stupid pointless fic by us for you. Be gentle, we're young.
by Alex and Dave
Squall and Rinoa actually go to a normal everyday high school and get caught doing stuff in the bathroom.
Chirs Blair walked hurridly down the long corridor. He had never had to pee so bad in his life! He rounded the corner and had the restrooms in sight. His hall moniter duties could wait 2 minutes without something going awry.
He pushed the door open and stopped dead in his tracks. Standing in the bathroom were two seniors, a boy and a girl, one dressed in the strangest looking blue thingy he'd ever seen, the other clad in leather, both smoking. He almost fainted. How could their entering the same bathroom escaped Mrs. Martin's watch? He looked over to the desk in the corner of the hall in which she sat and saw her asleep. He looked back to the pair. "Smoking is prohibited on school grounds. I'll have to write you up. What are your names?"
They pair looked at eachother. "Irvine Kinneas," the boy said.
"Selphie Tilmitt," the girl said.
"You two are in big trouble! Get out of here, and I'll expect to see you at I.S.S. tomorrow and for the next few days. If you don't come, you'll be called on the announcements."
They just looked at eachother again.
"Go!"
They ran out of the bathroom and down a different hall. Chris went to the bathroom, holding his breath, and then back to his post.
Around the corner, Squall and Rinoa looked peered around the corner and saw that he was gone. "Quick thinking there, 'Irvine'," Rinoa said.
"Yes, well, anything to get them in trouble, 'Selphie'." They giggled and ran back into the bathroom.
*************************************************************
Mrs. Martin woke from her deep sleep, startled by a scream from the bathroom. She got up from her desk, noticed the large puddle of drool where her mouth had been, wiped it away with her sleeve and headed to the bathroom.
She swung the door open to see two naked students. Male and female. She was pressed against the wall with her eyes shut and mouth open, and he had his face buried in the crook of her neck and was panting and thrusting his hips to her.
"AAHHHYEEE! ZEY ARE BEING SEXUAL! ZEY ARE BEING SEXUAL! STOP ZEM, ZEY ARE BEING SEXUAL!" She yelled at the top of her lungs. Squall and Rinoa stared at her and screamed, grabbing their clothing and running out into the hall, naked. Mrs. Martin chased after them, ranting and raving about them being sexual. Chris followed the noise and saw them running naked trying their hardest to put some of their clothes on. He chased after them screaming about ISS. Soon another hall moniter, Reggie, caught on to the chase, yelling something incoherant, but the words "garbage" and "duty" were fully understandable. Yet another hall moniter, Grimace, picked up on the commotion and waddled after them, and yelled "Pick that up!!" after every time they dropped an article of clothing.
Rinoa and Squall burst out of the school, Squall with his jacket and nothing else on, Rinoa with her blue thingy on, and ran as fast as they could towards the woods. Mrs. Martin ran out of breath from running and screaming. Grimace didn't make it more than the door before collapsing, Chris' crossword fell out of his back pocket along the way and went to look for it, and Reggie couldn't keep up.
Rinoa and Squall celebrated in the woods by doing a little dance, and making a lot of love.
The End
Yet another stupid pointless fic by us for you. Be gentle, we're young.