Hello everyone! Fullmidget Alchemist has finally returned with a new story!
I'm sorry for not updating my others in a while; I'm having a brain fart.
But fear not! Thanks to:
1. Me staying home from school with some random illness
2. Me becoming bored and watching the entire Hellsing series.
and a rather large cup of tea...
I have created a new story!
DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU LIKE SASUKE!
(I do not own Naruto, Dora the Explorer, or anything else. If I did, I'd make Sasuke jump off Mt. Fuji.)
Sasuke VS Random Peoples
Episode 1
SASUKE vs DORA THE EXPLORER
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Sasuke sat on a log being his same old emo self...
Suddenly...
THE AUTHORESS THREW A MOLDY CHEESE SANDWICH AT HIM!
"Ow! What was that for!" Sasuke said, rubbing his head.
The authoress grabbed him by his shirt. "For being a emo bastard, thats what! Now get on with it before the angry mobs arrive!"
"O-kay, geez..."
Anyways...
As Sasuke sat gloating in his emo, he didn't notice as a short, slightly dumb looking girl arrived behind him.
"HOLA!" Sasuke jumped out of his seat and looked at the visitor.
"HOLFSHITWHATTHEFU-"
"Nuh-uh-uh! THOSE ARE NAUGHTY WORDS!" the annoying little girl screeched.
"So? I'll say whatever words I want to! GOT THAT MEMORIZED?"
Then Sasuke got his head chopped off by Axel.
"THATS MY CATCHPHRASE! Got it memorized?" Then Axel walked off and had afternoon tea with Integra and some stuffed bunnies.
-bla bla bla in England?-
"So, have you considered joining Jenova's Witnesses, madam Hellsing?"
"STFU N00B!" then Integra threw a stuffed bunny at Loz.
"AHHH! IT BURNS! MOMMY!"
"WHAT THE HELL, GET OFF ME!" Axel screamed as Loz grabbed him. "I'M NOT YOUR MOMMY!"
-cheese transition-
"That was weird..." Sasuke sighed.
"SI, THAT WAS WEIRD!"
"SHUT-UP! DO YOU REALIZE HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE!"
So they fought, Sasuke threw Dora in the Euphrates River, Axel and Integra got married (just kidding!), and Loz hid in Kakashi's jacuzzi.
Note to everyone:
I dislike Dora the Explorer because I think you could learn better spanish from the back of a Taco Bell wrapper...seriously.
Her voice is worse on my poor ears than a cheese grater.
Review please!
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