AN:/Read and review, please! This is my first time writing something so dark, so expect to see this as a chaptered story. (:
Sakura walked down the streets of Konoha, sighing. It was around 11:00 PM, and kunoichi was returning home. Nobody was there; she was all alone.
She probably would have walked with Naruto, but the Jinchuuriki was constantly busy practicing his ninjutsu. Truth be told, Sakura was genuinely starting to grow fond of Naruto, but was unable to express her feelings properly.
Sakura paused, eying her surroundings. She was so lost in her thoughts that she didn't notice that she had strayed into an alley.
Suddenly, somebody grabbed her hair.
"H-Hey!" she squeaked, panicking. Yet the person wouldn't let her go. Her face contorted in rage.
"SHANNARO!" she bellowed, kicking the ground with her chakra enchanced strength. The floor erupted, and her opponent backed off.
Sakura managed to turn around to glance at her foe. Her eyes widened in shock with realization.
"Sasuke… kun," she murmured in awe. What was he doing here?
She narrowed her eyes. She was ready for this moment. She had prepared the perfect attack to defeat him. It had took several years to perfect, but now she was ready. She would end his life.
She raced to him and utilized the most powerful titty twister she could muster.
"Titty twister no Jutsu: Purple Nurple!" she cried out. Sasuke started crying like a little bitch and fell to his knees, sobbing.
He died a slow painful death.
Sakura then grabbed a kunai and started slitting her throat. Then she just randomly exploded.
Five minutes later, Hinata walked by. When noticing them, she gasped in horror.
"Oh my gosh!" she cried out, rushing to their bodies. She picked up the penny that was next to them.
"It's my lucky day!" she chirped gleefully.
AN:/ I trolled you. Sorry.
(By the way, this is not going to be a chaptered story. )