- By the way," my mom said," Alison called. something about a party?"

- Oh my Gods, I completly forgot! Do you mind driving me to Fitzroy tonight?

- No problem. I'm going into Fitroy anyway. Is it ok if I drop you off at the harbour store?.

- Whatever. I just need a ride into Fitzroy.

- Where's the party?

- Helen's house.

- How many people?

- How many questoins?

- As many as there are people.

- It says on facebookthat only 10 people are going to be there." (Total lie)

- Are you sure?

-Yes.

- Certain?

- Yes.

- 100%?

- Yes. That makes 7 questions so far.

- The other ones counted?

- Yes. Eight.

- Eight?

- Eight questions left.

- Oh. Well then, will there be alcohol?

- Oh my gods mom!

- Never mind.

- Mom?

- Yes?

- Weren't we supposed to leave 10 minutes ago?

- OH MY GOODNNESS GET IN THE CAR GIRLS!

I laughed. It looked like we were going to be late after all.

CHAPTER TWO. DEAL WITH IT.

Much Later:

- Bye Honey, have a good time!

- See ya Mom!

- I'll crash at Anna's tonight.

- Oh. Ok, then i'll see you tommorow sweetie!

- BYE MOM.

- Bye Sweetie!

- See you later Mom.

- Have fun!

This went on until I had to go to the super obvious option:

-Hey, Mom dont you have somewhere to go?

She smiled sheepishly, then her expression turned serious.

- Do NOT get drunk.

- I wont Mom. Dont worry.

She never said not to drink" i thought happily. Tonight was going to be fun.

-*_-*_-*_-*_-*_ - this is a line

I completly take back what I said. The night started off well until... I got into the house where the party was being held. Let me tell you what happened. I walked into the house, when I ran into the neighborhood "Bad boy" who was, apparetly, attractive. (BLAGH) But I think he is Absolutely disgusting. His name was Adam. He was blonde, blue eyed and drunk.

- Hey! It's my bitch!

Groan. A very drunk Adam. I wrinkled my nose. He smelled of urine. And his pants were wet. I frowned. Wet pants? How on earth did he do that? Unless... I grined. Oh, this was good. Perfect, even. I turned on my charm and flashed him a smile.

- Hey Adam," i said flirtatiously " can i get a picture?"

- Sure sweetcheeks"

He posed in a drunken fashion.

- Is this okay?" he asked

- Oh its perfect.

I snapped a picture.

- Thanks Adam. See you later!