Characters: Majority of the cast of Fushigi yuugi, minus the mikos, and some characters get very minor parts due to we forgot who controlled whom. Gomen if your guy didn't get a big part. If there is anyone you want to blame for something, look at the actions. I, TA, use *…* or …. Lilly prefers ::…::
Other Characters:
- Chibi Chichiri With Sign, AKA Chibi C
- Chibi Nuriko With Sign, AKA Chibi N
- Characters from Record of Lodoss Wars and Weiss Kruez
- Maze and Devil Lilly, The Authoresses AKA Who To Blame
Chibi C: *climbs up on Maze's other shoulder, across from Chibi N*
Maze: Hey, Lookie! I got my own shoulder angel and devil!
Lilly: ::jumps on Nuriko's shoulder:: I'm his shoulder devil! ::ignoring the fact she's 5'6"::
Nuriko: A bit big.
Lilly: ::huggles:: Oh well!
Maze: C'mon! Set up stage we must!
Lilly: YES!
::Lilly (still in the devil costume) pulls Tomo out of a plothole:: LIGHTS!
Chichiri: I'm not doing this for one of your silly stories no da!!
::Lilly jumps on Chichiri's shoulder:: You want toooooo
Chibi N: *jumps onto the open curtain rope*
Chibi C: *jumps onto the close curtain rope*
Chichiri: Itai! *falls over*
::a Chibi Chichiri in a devil outfit whacks her with a flyswatter::
CCIDO: I'm his shoulder devil na no da!
Chichiri: ....*flicks his shoulder devil in the head*
Chichiri: I'm not doing it no da.
Nuriko: I'll make you a virgin Nuriko's special!!
Chichiri: .......oh...okay no da!
Lilly: I wanna be someone's shoulder devil! ::cries::
Nuriko: You can be mine. just go chibi
Lilly: OKAY! ::goes chibi and jumps on his shoulder::
Lilly: Make a whole round of Nuriko Specials! For the whole bunch of Seishi!
Nuriko: Much better. *hands out Nuriko's specials to the Suzaku AND Seiryuu seishi*
Tomo: Heeeeey! ::grabs it, sniffs it:: It smells safe…
Soi:: It's not poison, you dingbat!
Nuriko: They're not poisoned.
Chichiri: you sure this is virgin no da? *looks at his oddly*
Maze: *A virgin Nuriko's special? Yeah right....**smirks*
Maze: Let's start this!!
Devil Lilly: YEAH!
Maze: *opens doors* *fangirls flow in*
Devil Lilly: Single file!
Fangirl: Why?
Devil Lilly: 'Cause I'm a devil and like annoying you. :;sticks tongue out::
Maze: *a few minutes later* LADIES AND FANKITTIES!
::everyone looks up::
Maze: Welcome to the next performance from the Bob theater!
Crowd: YAY!
Fankitties: MREOW!!!
Lilly: Please enjoy the hilarious antics of drunken Seishi and kitties!
Ryo-Ohki: MEOW! ::waves sign:: "TAMA-NEKO!"
Maze: In "Behold! The Power of a Nuriko Special!"
Crowd: YAY!
Devil Lilly: YAY!
Maze: Before we begin, I'd like to introduce our new official theater muse, Chibi Chichiri with Sign!
Chibi C: *swings out of the close curtain rope, waves before swinging back*
Chichiri Fangirls: ::Screech:: SO CUTE!
Devil Lilly: I'M DEAF! ::cries::
*sign pops out from the side* [NO DA!]
Devil Lilly: Oh, announcement! I'm Nuriko's shoulder devil!
Maze: So without further ado, enjoy the show! And stay OFF the stage.
Devil Lilly: We have the REAL Ashitare this time! I think.
Devil Lilly: ::pokes Ashitare with her plastic pitchfork::
Chibi N: [It's only a model]
Devil Lilly: ::pokes it again:: Really? ::poke poke::
Chibi N: [Yup]
Devil Lilly: ::continues poking it with the pitchfork:: ::poke poke::
Maze: *ahem*
Maze: LET THE SHOW BEGIN!!
Devil Lilly: YES!
Maze: *scurries backstage*
Devil Lilly: ::follows::
*Suzaku seishi sit at one table, Seiryuu seishi at another, both in the same bar*
Tomo: Uh, what are we here for?
Maze: *snaps up another table* *The Genbu and Byakko seishi(young and alive) appear*
Tatara: O.o;; Where are we?
Chichiri: *pokes his glass* Are you SURE this is a virgin no da?
Nuriko: Po-si-tive! *passes out Nuriko's specials to the newcomers*
::Tomo sniffs his drink deeply, on the brink of snorting it::
Soi: O.O;;
Maze: *from backstage* AND OUR SPECIAL GUESTS...ARE GOING TO KILL ME FOR THIS! *a fourth table appears with the four human form gods*
Devil Lilly: ::cackles::
Seiryuu: I know those voices... TA! LILLY!
::Lilly hides::
Suzaku: Wha...??
Byakko: ....MAXWELL!!
Maze: Konnechiwa Byakko Seikun!
Genbu: *blinking at the drink placed in front of him*
Devil Lilly: ::pokes Genbu with her plastic pitchfork:: Drink it!
Byakko: Maxwell you're going to pay for this!!
Maze: Are you still mad at me about that porn bit? (See By The Gods)
Byakko: *glare*
Devil Lilly: ::cackles:: Byakko is perverted!
Devil Lilly: ::pokes Genbu with her pitchfork again:: DRINK, CHUG-A-LUG, CHUG-A-LUG!
Maze: hentai Byakko-sama!
Devil Lilly: ::pokes Seiryuu as well:: DRINK!
Chichiri: Bottoms up no da! *drinks when he thinks is a virgin Nuriko's special* *most everyone else follows suit*
Devil Lilly: ::a bunch of drunken people along with Lilly's mom and dad:: SOOOOO... DRINK, CHUG-A-LUG, CHUG-A-LUG, CHUG-A-LUG!
Tomo: ::pauses;: Who the hell are those people?
Devil Lilly: Part of the running club, a.k.a. the Hashers, that my mom used to belong to. They'd get drunk now and then.
::the Hashers continue chanting::
Seiryuu: ::chugs his drink::
Tomo: ::sniffs his drink again:: it still smells okay...
Tomo: ::chugs the last of it::
Chichiri: *pauses* Nu-ri-ko....
Nuriko: haaaai??
Chichiri: THAT WASN'T A VIRGIN!
Tasuki: Whooo!!! Go Chichiri!! *already drunk*
Chichiri: *hiccups, glaring at Nuriko*
Soi: It's not poison... baka.... ::sips hers::
Tomo: ::cackles for no reason and climbs up onto the catwalk::
Tomo: I'M A GOLDEN GODDESS! ::swings from a stage light::
Soi: Goddess...? O.O;;
Miboshi: Oh...oh dear....
Tomo: ::continues swinging from the lights and lets go:: LOOKIE AT ME! I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYY!
::CRASH:: I'm okay!
Miboshi: I knew I shouldn't have had that Dr. pepper...TA, WHERE'S A BATHROOM!?!
Devil Lilly: THERE ISN'T ONE!
Suzaku, Byakko, Genbu: In our name, not here...
Devil Lilly: BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Miboshi: *already doing the "potty dance"*
Byakko: Hit me again 'tender! *slams down an empty glass which Nuriko refills*
Suzaku: I am the chicken of the skyyyyyyy!!! *singing Badly off-key*
Seiryuu: ::spins on his seat and laughs insanely:: HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA! LOOK AT THE PRETTY FLOWERS! ::points at empty space in front of him::
Seiryuu: ::begins skipping around the stage:: LOOK AT THE PRETTY PRETTY FLOWERS!
Tomo: ::runs through the audience flapping his arms:: BAWK BAWK BAWK! ::like a chicken::
Nakago: He's not my God, he's not my God....Nuriko I need another!!
Hikitsu: HIT ME AGAIN!
*Suboshi's ryuuseisui fly at Hikitsu, hitting him*
Suboshi: *giggles like a lil kid*
Chiriko: *sniffle*
Hotohori: ::begins hiccuping:: OH I WISH I WERE ::hic:: A LITTLE BAR OF ::hic:: SOAAAAAAAAAP! ::hic:: I'D GO ::hic:: SLIDEY SLIDEY SLIDEY! ::hic:: OVER EVERYBODY'S HIDEY! ::hic::
Soi: ::grabs onto a curtain rope and gives a Tarzan yell:: I AM QUEEN OF THE AMAZONS! ::swings from the rope::
Soi: Whee!
Chibi N: [AAAAAAGH!!] *on Soi's rope*
Soi: ::slides off and drops onto the stage below::
::THUD::
Tasuki: What do you do with a drunken seishi, what do ya do with a drunken seishi, what do you do with a drunken seishi
Chibi Chichiri: EARLY IN THE MORNING NO DAAAA!! *bouncing around*
Tamahome: ::jumps up on a table and begins singing:: WHAT... CAN MAKE... A HIPPOPOTAMUS SMIIIIIIIILE... WHAT... CAN MAKE HER WALK FOR MORE THAN A MIIIIILE....
Devil Lilly: OH GOD NO! Not the Hippo Song!
Devil Lilly: ::covers her ears and whimpers::
Nakago: Tama-babe hic yer looking a little green.....drops a trash can on Tamahome's head
Hotohori: ::hic:: I WISH I WERE A FISHIE IN THE SEEEEEEEEAA....
Tamahome: IT'S DARK!
Tasuki: I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEERRRR!!!!!
Nuriko: *takes aim and whacks Tamahome's trash can with a spoon*
Seiryuu: ::starts banging on Tamahome's trashcan:: POLLEY PARROT!!!!! THIS IS YOUR NINE-O-CLOCK WAKEUP CAAAALL!
Nakago: *watching Suzaku do aerial stunts* Rooster....Miboshi! The rooster needs saving!!
Miboshi: MY BLADDER NEEDS SAVING!
Devil Lilly: ::CLANG CLANG CLANG::
Tomo: ::grabs a tablecloth and a spoon:: I'll save the rooster! I'm SUPER TOMO! ::jumps:: I CAN REACH HIM! ::continues jumping up and down::
Tamahome: ::hurls::
Nakago: Go Tomo Go!!
Crowd: Eww...
Chiriko: *sniffle, sniff*
Tomo: ::grabs one of Suzaku's tail-feathers and swings from it:: Whee!
Devil Lilly: ::poofs onto Chiriko's shoulder:: What's wrong, kid?
Suzaku: ITAI! *grabs butt*
Random Suzaku Fangirl:: WAI!
Chiriko: *sniffle sniff* My life sucks!! *sniffle*
Devil Lilly: O.o;; No it dun't! ::hugs Chiriko, chibified::
Miboshi: *looks around frantically and possesses Chiriko* Aaah, relief....
Chiriko: YES IT DOES!!
Tomo: ::falls from the air with a detached tail-feather from Suzaku::
Devil Lilly: Why do you say that?
*Miboshi's other body falls on top of Tokaki*
Tokaki: ::throws it off and into the crowd:: I'M SUPER TOKAKI!
Crowd: EW! EW! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Devil Lilly: ::leans her head into Chiriko's ear:: MIBOSHI! Get out of there!
Chiriko/Miboshi: Because I just got possessed by a drunk Miboshi.
Miboshi/Chiriko: I needed a bathroom in that body.
Devil Lilly: O.o;;
Chibi Devil Lilly: ::pulls Miboshi out of Chiriko's ear::
Miboshi spirit: Curse you...*floats back to his bloated body*
Devil Lilly: ::cackles like Naga::
Devil Lilly: I saved you, Chiriko-chan! BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME!
Chiriko: *sniffle*
Devil Lilly: ::pokes him in the cheek:: What's wrong?
Seiryuu: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY UP IN THE SKY, THE BIG BIRDIES FLY... ::points at Suzaku:: WHILE DOWN IN THE NEST, THE LITTLE BIRDS REST...
Suboshi: Anikiiiiiiiii, you've got a Shinzaho stuck on yer head. *giggles*
::the Byakko Seishi join in:: WIIIIIIIIIIIITH A WING ON THE LEFT AND A WING ON THE RIGHT, THE LITTLE BIRDS SLEEP ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
Amiboshi: Honto? ::pats his head looking for it::
::Seiryuu and the Byakko Seishi continue singing the Birdie Song::
Tasuki: YOU MIGHT WAKE UP THE GODDAM BIRD FUCKIT!!
Camp Counselor: O.O
Suzaku: *snoring with a nose bubble*
Devil Lilly: I like that!
Devil Lilly: ::joins in and sings off-key:: THEEEEEEEE FARMER COMES OUT...
Seiryuu: Huh?
Chichiri: BANG NO DAAAAAAAA!! *giggles chibi-like*
Devil Lilly: ::continues singing alone:: WITH A SHOTGUN IN HAND! BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM! NO MORE BIRDS ON MY LAND!
Tasuki: Augh!! *clutches heart and falls over*
Lilly's Mom: Lilly! That's disgusting!
Devil Lilly: But Mooooom! You lean out windows and talk to groundhogs!
Tama: Reooooooooooow reow reooooooowwwwwwww!
Ryo-Ohki: MEOW! ::glomps Tama-Neko::
Luna: TAMA-NEKO IS MINE!
::cat-fight!::
Tama: *singing/meowing with one arm around Artemis the other with a glass of sake*
Artemis: Mreooooooow!
::Luna and Ryo-Ohki continue, oblivious::
::Devil Lilly jumps back on Nuriko's shoulder::
Artemis: *is a drunk kitty too*
Tomo: ::is swinging from a cord hanging from one of the lights:: WHEEEEEEE! I'M A FAIRY PRINCESS!
Soi: X.X ::passed out on the table::
Suboshi: *appears in a peter pan costume* Think happy thoughts Aniki!!
Amiboshi: Think happy thoughts?
Miboshi: I WANNA BE TINKERBELLE!
Amiboshi: More like Tinklebelle!
Miboshi: *floats off and floats back in wearing a pink tutu and holding a wand*
Nakago: chicken.....*picks up Suzaku, carries him still sleeping to a table and pulls out a knife and fork* CHICKEN!
Devil Lilly: O.O;;
Miboshi: *whacks Nakago with his wand* HAPPY THOUGHTS!
Seiryuu: CHICKEN!
Seiryuu: ::bites Suzaku::
Suzaku: zzzzzzzzzzz
Genbu: *turns into a turtle and falls asleep on Seiryuu, shell down* zzzzzzzz
Byakko: *laughing at his goofy brothers*
Seiryuu: ::hack:: AIR! AIR! GENBU, YOU'RE CUTTING OFF MY AIR!
Chichiri: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! deedaledee!
Tasuki: There they are standing in a row!!
Chiriko: Bum bum bum!
Suboshi: *sniggers* Chiriko said "bum" BUM! Hahhh!
Seiryuu: ::manages to get out from under Genbu:: I CAN SWING FURTHER! ::lets go and goes flying into the crowd:: SWINGING THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE...
Tasuki: I'M A MOOSE!! *holding glasses on his head*
Chichiri: Moose-chan no daaaa!!
Suboshi: MOOSE! WAHAHAH!!
::Amiboshi grabs a tablecloth and swishes it around himself::
Tatara: Seed....eheh...I said seed.... ( © Ki-chan. I recommend you go read her List of Doom and Muffins in my favorites list right away….after you finish this of course)
Suboshi: SEED! WHEEEEE SEEED!
Nakago: *hic* 'Ey, Tomo?
Devil Lilly: Hey! Let's all go to the fertilizer store and roll around in grass seed and manure until the grass and flowers grow out of our heads! (© Lizzie McGuire)
Nakago: Tomoooooo........
Tomo: ::goes swinging backward into the painted scenery::
::thwack!::
Chichiri: DAAAAAAAAAAAaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *falls over asleep, knocking over Chiriko*
Chiriko: *gets knocked into a table* *KOed*
::Tomo passes out happily in the scenery wreckage::
Suboshi: FISH!!
Seiryuu: I WANNA GO TO THE FERTILIZER STORE!
Suboshi: Fertilizer! WAHAHAHAAAAA!1
::Seiryuu rolls in a bunch of fertilizer and grass seed on stage:: Whee!
::grass and flowers pop out of his hair::
Amiboshi: I WANNA TRY! MOVE, DAMMIT! ::shoves Seiryuu out of the way and rolls in it::
Amiboshi: ::pretty roses pop out of his hair:: Pretty! ^-^
Byakko: *in chorus with Tasuki* IIIIIIIIII'M A CUCUMBER! IIIIIIIIII'M A CUCUMBER! IIIIIIIIII'M A CUCUMBER! IIIIIIIIIIIII'M A CUCUMBER! IIIIIII'M A CUCUMBER! IIIIIIIII'M A CUCUMBER PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO DA PICKLE FARM! YEAH!
::Tamahome is passed out with his head in the trashcan::
Suboshi: PICKLE! ACK! *gets hit by falling scenery*
::Farfello suddenly pops up:: FALLING SCENERY HURTS GOD! ::passes out with a sake bottle in hand::
Schuldich: I put crack in his sake! ^-^
Maze: So that leaves.....Seiryuu, Amiboshi, Tasuki, Byakko, Nakago, Miboshi, Hotohori, and the Byakko and Genbu seishi.
::Schuldich runs around dumping crack into their Nuriko Specials::
Maze: WRONG SERIES! *whacks the person away with a mallet*
Schuldich: WAAAAAAaaaaaah ::fades::
::Farfello is still passed out on the floor:: X.X
Mitsukake: *asleep with his head in a bowl* zzzzzzzzzz
Maze: *makes Farfello Far-away-fellow
Devil Lilly: ::is poking Byakko with her pitchfork:: You're a strong drinker!
Byakko: I ain't ducking frunk...
::suddenly Deedlit, Parn, Cecil, and Shiris pop in wearing red clothing:: NOBODY EXPECTS A LODOSS INQUISITION!
Devil Lilly: Uh, that's next door, guys.
Deedlit, Parn, Cecil, and Shiris: Aww. ::walk off::
Miboshi: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! *holding his bladder shoots off out the open door*
Deedlit:: Ew! Get away from me! ::stabs him with the Shadow Rapier::
Anti-Miboshi Fans:: YAY!
Ashitare: *looks oddly at the drink still in front of him* aroo?
Devil Lilly: Is this one real? ::pokes Ashitare with her plastic pitchfork::
Ashitare: I say, Nuriko, my good fellow, why aren't you sober? And that hurt!! *swipes at Lilly*
Nuriko: I'm exempt *grins*
Devil Lilly: O.O;;
Nuriko: wait....YOU TALKED!!! *faints*
Ashitare: *blinks*
Devil Lilly: ::screams and jumps into the nearest Seishi's arms::
Devil Lilly: KOWAI! ::points plastic pitchfork at Ashitare::
Devil Lilly: ::pokes Seishi with her plastic pitchfork:: CHUG! ;:points to a still full Nuriko Special::
Ashitare: *blinks* It does smell quite nasty. I'll refrain and simply exit for some dog biscuits I left in the oven. Farewell. *exits....into the broom closet* My, dark in here...
Lilly: ::locks it:: HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nakago: *snoring on the pile of Genbu and Suzaku. Fails to realize the turtle/snake Genbu is holding him like a teddy bear*
Genbu: Fluffles...zzz.....
Devil Lilly: ::whips out a camera and takes pictures:: Hehehehe.. ::whispering:: Home shopping channel fodder!
Devil Lilly: So who does that leave?
Maze: Well Ami-chan's being strangled by roses which I think Tatara are controlling
Maze: Seiryuu's face down in brown cow fertilizer....ugh...
Amiboshi: TATARA! ::gag:: CALL THEM OFF! CALL THEM OFF!
Devil Lilly: Eww...
Tatara: Seeeeeed!! *cackles*
Devil Lilly: O.o;;
Hikitsu: *whacking Tomite with his eye-patch* DIE EVIL MARBLEHEAD!! WAHHA! *hits himself* *falls over* @_@
Tomite: ::is sitting on the floor crying like Usagi:: ::falls flat on his face::
Tokaki: Hey! You're HOT babe! *leaning on Nuriko*
Nuriko: O_O.
Devil Lilly: ::whacks Tokaki with her pitchfork:: BACK OFF!
Maze: *watches Subaru pull out her frying pan* uh oh....
:Subaru: ::whacks Tokaki and drags him off::
Amefuri: *one of the Byakko Seishi we never saw* She has some high alcohol tolerance.
Tasuki: *having a staring contest with Byakko*
Devil Lilly: Go Tasuki! ::waves flag::
Tasuki: ..........zzzzz
Byakko: zzz.........
Maze: *blinks* they're asleep with their eyes open......
Maze: Which leaves....
Tatara: SEEEEEEED!
Devil Lilly: ::sweatdrop::
Devil Lilly: Yep. Tatara and Subaru... who seems to have left.
Tatara: Seee....*clunk* zzzzzzzzzzzz
Maze: You know what....I was gonna write a Survivor fic....but I think this hit the nail in the head =D
Devil Lilly: Yep!
Devil Lilly: And I already had the showdown between Byakko Seishi and Seiryuu Seishi.
Maze: *pauses* *blinks*
Maze: oh...my...god...
Maze: Tatara...didn't...win....
Devil Lilly: Huh?
Tama: REEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! *dancing with Luna*
Devil Lilly: I see.
Devil Lilly: ::snickers::
Devil Lilly: ::bursts out laughing::
Maze: The cat...has a good tolerance level....
Devil Lilly: No kidding.
Ryo-Ohki: ::is crying:: ::holds up sign:: "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, TAMA-NEKO!"
Maze: And...so ends.....this fic......stunning...
Chibi C: *swings out on the curtain close rope* [The end no da!] *curtains close as he swings back in*
Fangirls: KAWAII!