How Many Times Has THIS Happened to YOU?
This Mock-umentary By:
.Blood.Engel.Yuzuki.
This Chapter Co-Written By:
SakuratheDancer
Summary: A series of epic, RANDOM NARUTO STUFF...starting with fangirl and/or Otaku battles! WHY AM I WRITING THIS?! WHAT'S WITH THE QUESTIONS?! humor crack fic.
I don't own Naruto(or the Twighlight Zone), and you know it!!!
One: Fangirls?
(ENTER TWIGHLIGHT ZONE MUSIC)
Today, we walk into the world of boredom, Fangirls, and Otaku.
The following contains graphic scenes of Fangirl-ism, Naruto-ism, Otaku-ism, Itachi being called Gay, and Orochimaru bashing!!! O.O
Viewer Disgression is Advised.
The scene is a school bus, and two bored Naruto watchers are riding home from the Museum of Natural Science and History, where they endured long hours of extream boredom and bored-ness.
Though this is based off true events, the names have been changed for their (...and your...) protection
U-No-WhO-I-aM: You know "Devil Wears Prada"? Well, the math teacher, Mrs. G is wearing glasses designed by Prada.
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: Lolz!
(more random talk)
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: Wanna come over today?
U-No-WhO-I-aM: Can't. Maybe tomorrow.
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: Okay, that works perfect.
U-No-WhO-I-aM: W00T!
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: W00T W00T!!!
U-No-WhO-I-aM: Uh...W00T to the exponent of 3?
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: roflmaotih!
U-No-WhO-I-aM: ...What's tih stand for?
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: 'Till it hurts.
U-No-WhO-I-aM:0 OH!!!!!!!
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: rofl u funny XD
U-No-WhO-I-aM: Thanx...I try.
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: I can tell.
U-No-WhO-I-aM: Yay.
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: ...
U-No-WhO-I-aM: "Mmm...Doughnuts."
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: roflmao! lmfao! (chuckles) Itachi is soooo GAY!
U-No-WhO-I-aM: Well...He DOES paint his nails! And he was in the same group as Orochimaru.
SASUKE FANGIRL V.S. GAARA OTAKU-FANGIRL...THING...
ROUND ONE!
FIGHT!
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: rofl That's true. Did you know... SASUKE IS HOTT!!!!!
U-No-WhO-I-aM: ...GAARA IS HOTT LIKE THE DESERT HE FRIGGIN' LIVES IN:)
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: ROFL! That is sooooooooooooooooooooooo true... BUT SASUKE IS BETTER!!
U-No-WhO-I-aM: ...I disagree, but refuse to cat fight with Mrs. G sitting right there.
SASUKE FANGIRL V.S. GAARA OTAKU-FANGIRL...THING...
ROUND TWO!
FIGHT!
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: Good choice, besides I would win. (J/K) :P
U-No-WhO-I-aM: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!! FANGIRL FIGHT!!!!!
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: SASUKE IS SOO FCKING HOT I CAN BARLEY STAND IT!!!!! (fangirl squeals)
U-No-WhO-I-aM: GAARA IS KOOL LIKE ICE CREAM! GAARA OF THE DESSERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SASUKE FANGIRL V.S. GAARA OTAKU-FANGIRL...THING...
ROUND THREE!
FIGHT!
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: roflmfao, you are CRAZY...But I'm such a big fangirl I can CRUSH you!!!
U-No-WhO-I-aM: BUT I HAVE OTAKU POWAH!!!!!! GO OTAKU!!!!! RAWR!!! I destroy cities and eat babies!
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: So does Orochimaru.
U-No-WhO-I-aM: CRAP!!!!! X-X (PWNED)
I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE: I WIN!!!
U-No-WhO-I-aM: This time, but I'll be BACK!!! ...Eventually. As soon as I come up with another "witty" similie.
And that was the end of the Epic Fangirl Battle!!!
...Or was it a Fangirl-Otaku Battle?
OH WELL!!!
The moral of this story is...
(1) Orochimaru doesn't "destroy cities" he tries to.
(2) Pie is NOT I repeat...is NOT a fruit, but is in fact a pastry.
and (3) ...GAARA IS BETTER THAN SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem... anyway...
Anyway, I'll give U-No-WhO-I-aM five points for insulting the math teacher. U-No-WhO-I-aM gets two more points for saying "W00T to the exponent of three", but I'm going to have to take three points off for her not knowing what roflmaotih! means... One point for bringing up doughnuts, and two more points for coming up with reasons why Itachi is gay instead of just saying it. A point for not starting a catfight on the bus, and disagree-ing like an adult. Another five points for ALL the original (unusual) comparisons...
But minus five points for getting PWNED!!!
So, U-No-WhO-I-aM will be awarded 8 points, cuz I said so!
Meanwhile, I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE gets two points for knowing roflmaotih! and five points for explaining it nicely! Two points for agreeing Gaara is hot, but minus six because she said Sasuke was better:( I shall also subtract two points because she made me boost the rating when she said, "SASUKE IS SOO FCKING HOT" But, I'll stop being so stingy and give her two more points for saying "I can CRUSH you!!!" and five for winning.
Therefore, I-daNcE-I-daNcE-I-daNcE has 8 points total!!!
Meaning this whole thing was a tie unless someone gives one of them more points...IN A REVIEW!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
.OWARI.