Title: Our Diary
Author: tika12001
Summary: Jane and Maura are now a couple, but what does that mean for work? Will they be able to maintain their professionalism, especially when they now have to begin planning a wedding? Also, how will Jane cope when a new detective seems intent on making the moves on Maura, despite being told she's off limits, and Casey shows up, telling Jane he wants to try again? It's going to be an interesting time for our favourite Detective and Medical Examiner team.
Rating: M
Disclaimer: not mine, never will be, boo hoo :-(
Authors Note: It's finally done! Hope you all enjoy! As usual, one chapter per day till all up :-)
R&IR&IR&I
Thursday 18th July 2013
HAHAHA I was the first person to write in here! So there Maura!
Jane. That is not fair. I bought the diary for us; I should be the first one to write in it.
Well then, maybe you should have been a bit quicker and not let me snatch it out of your hand.
Jane.
Maura.
You are insufferable.
That's why ya love me!
Sadly, I cannot deny that fact.
Okay so this is our d... waaaait, what do you mean, sadly? Humph.
I do not understand what you are talking about.
Whatever you big liar. Haha, you now have hives. Serves you right.
Anyway, so this is the diary that Maura and I have decided to share, telling the story of our relationship as it progresses. We still each have our own separate diaries, but mostly we will be writing in here.
And when Jane declares that we will be chronicling our relationship, she of course does not intend for any of the entries to be of a sexual nature.
What? I didn't agree to that!
Jane, it would be highly inappropriate.
For who? You and I are the only ones who will actually read this.
I...
OMG, you're picturing us having an audience read our entries, aren't you? And you laughed at me when I said I pictured people reading my diary...
I didn't laugh, I smiled, and that was simply because you were comparing us to Anne Frank. We will still be having NO inappropriate content.
Hmm. We'll see. ANYWAY, as I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted... ow. Maura just poked me! See what I have to put up with? Hmm, okay, kisses are much better. Anyway. Umm. Oh right. So this is just basically a way for us to write about the beginning phases of our relationship and maybe pass on to our childr... oh.
Now do you see why I said no inappropriate entries?
Nah. We'll still do 'em, we'll just rewrite the whole diary without them when we intend to pass it on. We'll keep the naughty diary to ourselves.
Insufferable.
Can't be that bad, since you put up with me.
I do not 'put up' with you, I love you.
...Maura, you gotta stop saying stuff like that.
Why?
Because I'm meant to be a bad ass homicide detective, but every time you say something like that, I melt into a pile of goo. I love you too, by the way.
Aww, Jane.
Shut up. Okay, so we got together on the 17th of June, but...
Got together? Really? You can't just say we took our relationship to the next level?
... no. And don't take this book away when I'm writ...
Why can't you say it? It sounds so much nicer that 'we got together', which seems to imply some kind of high school romance.
STOP TAKING THE BOOK AWAY WHEN I'M WRITING. Okay, fine, we 'took our relationship to the next level' on the 17th of June, happy now?
Yes, thank you.
Everyone already thought we were doing it anyway, so...
Doing it?
Yes. You know... it...
Having sexual intercourse?
Oh my God.
What? What did I say?
I just... never mind. Yes, everyone suspected we were already 'having sexual intercourse' by the time we 'took our relationship to the next level', so when we came out of the closet, no one was really all that surprised.
Why do you keep using single inverted commas when repeating phrases that I say? Are you making fun of me?
Would I do that? I think not!
...
Okay, fine, maybe I would. I love you?
Hmm. There's only so long you will get away with using that phrase.
Hmmmmm... I love your kisses.
I love your kisses too, Jane... hmm...
18th July 2013
Ahem, sorry for that brief delay there, umm... let's just say Maura and I are still very much in the honeymoon phase of our relationship.
Yes, we are. Thank you, Jane.
That's okay... for what?
For the most intense orgasms I have ever experienced.
MAURA! You're the one who wanted to keep this clean!
There's nothing wrong with talking about orgasms. Needless to say however, that this will have to be a part of the conversation we erase when rewriting the diary for our children.
Yes, needless to say. Anyway, what I wanted to say before... that... happened, was that you may have noticed that this entry is dated a month after we got together. The reason for that is... well, let me just say right now that we were... somewhat busy... for the first month.
I'll say. It was quite delightful.
Hmm...
Anyway! So I just finished off my old diary yesterday. And I now have a beautiful ring on my finger.
Hmm, which finger is that, detective?
Oh my God, you are so weird. My ring finger, Maura!
Oh, what a way to speak to your fiancé!
You do know that since we're engaged so early in our relationship, everyone is so NOT going to believe that we weren't together the whole time?
That thought did cross my mind, yes. It doesn't matter though. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
... okay, gotta go.
Friday 19th July 2013
Ahem. Apologies for the quick exit yesterday, Maura had her hand on certain parts of my body that will remain nameless, and I could not be held responsible for my actions.
Hmm, I wonder what those body parts could be...
Yes, gee, I wonder. Don't give me that innocent look, Dr Isles. You are far dirtier than you let on.
Moi?
Yes, you. So, we're both really sad because today is actually the last day of our impromptu holiday, and we're both back to work on Monday.
It wasn't really so much of a holiday, anyway, since we just stayed at your place and had sex multiple times a day.
We went to your place a couple of times.
That is true, but after your mother walked in on us in the middle of strenuous... uh... exercise, my home was suddenly not such an appealing option.
Yes, well, after that my mother got a very firm talking to on boundaries. Since she didn't move her away from her eyes the whole time, I think she got the idea.
Rather. I still don't think she wants to gain eye contact with either one of us. She was very embarrassed.
Serves her right, too. Buttinski that she is.
Anyway...
Right, sorry. So, we decided that we're going to spend the whole weekend spoiling each other. And it may have possibly, just a little bit, maybe turned into a competition.
There is no competition, Jane. I am going to kick your posterior.
Oh my God, Maura, it's 'kick your butt'. Also, ha! So anyway, I have tomorrow to spoil Maura, because we all know that the winners come first.
'Butt' then. And I have Sunday, because we all know that a rehearsal is needed before the actual production.
Maura Isles, you are quite the competitor!
Yes, I am. Especially when I know that I am going to win.
...Anyway, both days are going to be absolutely wonderful and THAT is what's important.
Hmm, sounds like the attitude of a loser, Jane.
Whatever, it so is not. Anyway, this isn't a competition, because what competition doesn't have a prize or ribbon or something at the end?
I can think of a prize.
What is it?
...MAURA ISLES! Apologies, my dear readers, MAURA was being inappropriate again.
There is nothing inappropriate about touching your life partner intimately or whispering things of a sexual nature in their ear.
... No... no, there's nothing wrong with that. Anyway, I'd tell you what I had planned, but that would spoil the surprise. So for now, I think we might put this diary down and do something else.
I do hope that the activities you are thinking of require a bedroom and nudity.
You are insatiable.
Yes, I am.
END CHAPTER ONE
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