Me: I'm back!
Drew: Oh, come on, can't you finish one fic without starting another one???
May: Yay!!!!
Me:!!!!
May:!!!
Drew: Ok, what is WITH the exclamation points???
Me: Well…
May: What's with the question marks?
Drew:?
May:!
Drew:?
May:!
Me: OMG, LOL…they're fighting without talking! Don't own pokemon or the Princess Bride!
Chapter one
The story
Dun dun dun dun dun durrrrrrrrrrrr…
Tommy's eyes moved from the TV screen to the trailing cord to his mother's hand.
"Tommy! Grandpa's coming!"
He groaned.
"But Mum, he'll pinch my cheek!"
His mother pouted.
"Well, maybe he won't this time! He should be here in about…"
"GRANPA'S IN THE HOUSE!"
Grandpa came bursting in, and pinched Tommy's cheek. Tommy gave his mum a 'told-you-so' look, and she returned it with a 'Not-my-fault!" glance.
"Today, I'm going to read you very special book!"
Tommy raised one eyebrow.
"What's it about?"
"Anything and everything, Tommy."
"Has it got baseball in it?"
Grandpa hesitated.
"Well, most everythings."
Tommy sighed.
"Well, it can't hurt."
Me: There! Anyone who has seen The Princess Bride, I salute you!
Drew: She's obsessed with it. Pokemon and the Princess Bride will keep her entertained for hours. She REALLY needs to get a life.
Me: It's a good thing your character is a bit OOC, otherwise I would hurt you.
Drew: OOC? How much OOC?
Me: Well, of course I tailored it a bit to your liking…
Drew: Really?
Me: But not much.
Drew: (growls)
Me: I love bugging Drew!