Introductory Chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda. There. Plain and simple.
Please people, have mercy. This is my very first fic, and I like funny stories but I can't really be funny. So you better not be saying something mean. *shakes fist* Cuz if you are…
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One day, Link gets an idea.
Link: I have an idea!
And a good one at that.
Link: And a good one at that!
So Link goes to the castle to tell Zelda about his idea.
Link: Hey Zelda, I-
Zelda: Now now, Link! (to guards) Have you found him yet?
Guard #1: Princess, it's-
Zelda: SHUT UP AND FIND MY TEDDY BEAR! Ooh… they are gonna be so fired!
Then, Impa walks in.
Impa: Zelda, why are all the guards running through the castle, and why is your teddy bear on your head?
Zelda: Gasp! BOB! THERE YOU ARE! *gives Bob a big hug* I… uh… was… just…. testing! Yeah, that's it! Testing the guards! Seeing if they could find Bob! You stupid guards! Couldn't you see he was right on top of my head?
Guard #1: But, Princess, we tried-
Zelda: SILENCE! I will not tolerate your incompetence!
Guard #2: THAT'S where it was? Wow! I never would've thought to look there!
Zelda: -.-` Anyway… Link, what did you want?
Link: Umm… I had an idea, but I lost it.
Guard #2: Do we have to find THAT now? C'mon boys, let's search for Link's idea!
The guards start running through the castle again, looking for Link's idea.
Zelda: People seem to lose stuff a lot in Hyrule. Hey! We should be detectives! I'm an expert at finding stuff! And you're… Link!
Link: I am?
Zelda: Your treehouse is the perfect place to set up business! Let's go!
So Link and Zelda go to the Kokiri Forest to set up their detective business!
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Ta da! The introduction to my story. I know it was short, but it was to the point. Am I right?
I need a name for the detective business of Link and Zelda. So send in suggestions!
Hey, you can also send in suggestions for future cases! Just don't be mean, okay? I tried.