Title: Clash of the Baldies
Author: Kraven
E-Mail: Schmick89@aol.com
Feedback: Go ahead with what you want!
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Disclaimer: I am WB certified! I'm not, but I should be!
Summary: This story is mostly about Pete having a fight with Lex over who gets the last doughnut at the Talon. This is my first fan-fic, so if you r&r please be nice.
This story begins with Chloe walking into the Talon on a warm summer afternoon. She notices Pete is glaring at Lex, who is hitting on a gorgeous Lana Lang.
Chloe: What's eating you, Pete?
Pete: I want the last chocolate glazed doughnut, but so does Lex!
Lex: I had no breakfast this morning!
Clark walks in while eating a raspberry filled doughnut and looking very pleased with himself.
Clark: Hello children! What's up?
Pete: Rich boy's being a complete meanie!
Audience: Awww, you hurt his feelings!
Lex: Let's settle this one on one!
Announcer dude: Let's get ready to rumble!
Lex and Pete: Shut up!
Lex: Well said!
Pete: You too!
Pete shoots announcer dude in the head with crossbow. Blood splatters all over the room.
Lana: I am not cleaning this one up! Pete, if you ever want to come back ever again then you have to control your temper! Now clean this up!
Pete: Yes, mommy, I mean Lana.
Pete: My doughnut!
Lex: No, Mine!
Pete: Mine!
Lex: Mine!
Clark: Shut up! Let's just have a contest to see who get's the doughnut.
You could see that Clark was mad since he told them to shut up. Maybe he didn't have his coffee this morning or he got crabs. You be the judge True Believer!
Just then Lana walks in with this thing of measuring tape.
Clark: Are you psychic or something?
Lana: No, my cheerleader-sense was tingling, so here I am.
Lex: What's the competition?
Clark: Seeing who has the bigger head!
Pete and Lex: What?
Clark: You heard me.
Clark begins to measure Pete's head. After he finishes, he measures Lex's head. After about 3 minutes of measuring he declares that Lex is the winner.
Lex: I would like to thank daddy for letting me have such a big head!
Pete: Forget this!
Pete then shoots Lex in the stomach. Lex then whispers to Clark that his money is in the truck.
Lana: Pete, It's time to die!
If this was not any good please understand that this is my first fan-fic ever. Thank-You.
Author: Kraven
E-Mail: Schmick89@aol.com
Feedback: Go ahead with what you want!
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Disclaimer: I am WB certified! I'm not, but I should be!
Summary: This story is mostly about Pete having a fight with Lex over who gets the last doughnut at the Talon. This is my first fan-fic, so if you r&r please be nice.
This story begins with Chloe walking into the Talon on a warm summer afternoon. She notices Pete is glaring at Lex, who is hitting on a gorgeous Lana Lang.
Chloe: What's eating you, Pete?
Pete: I want the last chocolate glazed doughnut, but so does Lex!
Lex: I had no breakfast this morning!
Clark walks in while eating a raspberry filled doughnut and looking very pleased with himself.
Clark: Hello children! What's up?
Pete: Rich boy's being a complete meanie!
Audience: Awww, you hurt his feelings!
Lex: Let's settle this one on one!
Announcer dude: Let's get ready to rumble!
Lex and Pete: Shut up!
Lex: Well said!
Pete: You too!
Pete shoots announcer dude in the head with crossbow. Blood splatters all over the room.
Lana: I am not cleaning this one up! Pete, if you ever want to come back ever again then you have to control your temper! Now clean this up!
Pete: Yes, mommy, I mean Lana.
Pete: My doughnut!
Lex: No, Mine!
Pete: Mine!
Lex: Mine!
Clark: Shut up! Let's just have a contest to see who get's the doughnut.
You could see that Clark was mad since he told them to shut up. Maybe he didn't have his coffee this morning or he got crabs. You be the judge True Believer!
Just then Lana walks in with this thing of measuring tape.
Clark: Are you psychic or something?
Lana: No, my cheerleader-sense was tingling, so here I am.
Lex: What's the competition?
Clark: Seeing who has the bigger head!
Pete and Lex: What?
Clark: You heard me.
Clark begins to measure Pete's head. After he finishes, he measures Lex's head. After about 3 minutes of measuring he declares that Lex is the winner.
Lex: I would like to thank daddy for letting me have such a big head!
Pete: Forget this!
Pete then shoots Lex in the stomach. Lex then whispers to Clark that his money is in the truck.
Lana: Pete, It's time to die!
If this was not any good please understand that this is my first fan-fic ever. Thank-You.