DD: This is a quick message, so we don't have time for a random moment. The message is: Nightmare from Soul Calibur 2 is ranting!
Disclaimer: DD never owns the Soul Calibur series.
DD Presents:
Nightmare's Rants!
Episode 1: Rip off games!
What the hell is wrong with those stupid rip offs! Soul Calibur was a great series of a fighting game genre, until these rip off games came! I'm not saying that Soul Caliuer was getting ripped off; I mean there are some games that are getting ripped off! Let me prove my point:
Rip off #1: High School Musical: Making the cut. Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan was the most enjoyable game I've ever played, along with the U.S. successor: Elite Beat Agents, Until High School Musical came and ripped off my best game!! Jesus! Look at the song's title and lyrics!! They are an insult to the best artists everyone loves! Limp Bizkit, 50 Cent, Orange Range, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Chicago, Hoobastank, Hell, even Sum 41 fans is pissed!! I swear, if I have to look at even one frame of that god-awful Disney channel movie, along with its sequel, I'm going to sue those retards who made that piece of crap!! Leave Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan alone!!!
Rip off #2: Japanese RPGs. Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Star Ocean and Dragon Quest. They are my best RPGs created by Square-Enix. But now they are not alone. There are linear cookie-cutter Japanese RPGs that have to include Clichés like talking swords, effeminate villains, and the one thing I hate about them: Amnesia!! Seriously! Those games includes umm… You know what? I didn't play any of those Japanese RPGs! So moving on!
Rip off #3: Pirated games. Look, I know what you are thinking. What if Donkey Kong got transferred to the Sega Genesis? Does Sonic the Hedgehog fare on the SNES? Well, look away. Because they are jackassed, unlicensed, underproduced viruses to the video game world. Seriously!! Super Donkey Kong 99, Sonic Jam 6, Kart Fighters, YOU NAME IT!! Avoid them, call the local game company, and tell them what to do with that said pirated game!
Well, that's it for today. I'm out of things to prove today. So play the pure, perfect, licensed games, and shut up! (Jumps off the stage)
No A/Ns at this point. R&R. No flames.