Disclaimer: I'm sad to say I don't own Twilight… But I do own the High School Musical Soundtrack! (Not a great feat, I know. Oh well.)
Random to the Extreme
Chapter 1: Dealing With Emotions – Jasper & Alice
Jasper: Oh, woe is me, woe is me!
Alice: What 'tis wrong, Juliet?
Jasper/Juliet: Woe, I cannot confess my love to… fruitcake!
Alice: Oh, woe is you, woe is you! Husband dearest, I will find you a fruitcake worth loving! (Runs off)
Jasper: Oh, misery!
Alice: (runs back) I have found thee thy greatest fruitcake thy will ever know!
Jasper: Oh, wife dearest, thou are my anti-drug!
Alice: Oh!
Jasper: Oh!
Alice: Oh!
Jasper: I want fabulous, it is my simple request, all things fabulous, bigger and better and best!
Alice: I need something inspiring to help me get along; I need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
Jasper: A summer like never before!
Alice: I want more!
Jasper: More of what, wife dearest?
Alice: I do not know, husband dearest!
Jasper: Oh, woe is she, woe is she!
--Silence--
Jasper: Living in my own world… Didn't understand, that anything can happen… when you take a chance!
Alice: I never believed in…what I couldn't see. I never opened my heart… to all the possibilities.
Both: I know….
Alice: That something has changed.
Both: Never felt this way…
Alice: And right here tonight,
Both: This could be the….
Jasper: Fruitcake!
Alice: WHEEE! (Rides around on a blueberry)
Jasper: (coughs) We interrupt this broadcast for an important—
Alice: (throws blueberry on Jasper)
Jasper: Ayah! No Elle est la pomes!
Alice: COMPRENDE!!
Jasper: Ayah!
Both run in circles
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
Audience: Since when do Twilight characters speak Shakespearian, Spanish, and French??
Me: Um, he did it! (points to a random guy and runs, laptop in hands)
Audience: GET HIM! (attacks guy)
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
Me: Tee-hee! (taping this from hole-in-the-wall©)