You're gonna have to forget the line about the banana peel and the toaster – or whatever it was. I really do not wander around making bombs out of whatever junk I find lying around – toothbrushes or turnips or whatever. If you stop and count them, I've defused way more bombs than I ever built.
It gets kind of annoying, in fact. Every time something goes boom, they look around to see where I am. It got old a long time ago. C'mon, most things don't explode that easily.
Although, now that I think of it – hand me that toaster, willya?