Ok....I had different people tell me the setting, characters, problem, and a list of words I had to use in my story. The words I had to use will be in bold...here goes...
One fine day, Fred, Bill, and Nealina decided to go down to McDonalds for lunch. Fred is tall, dark, and handsome with dark brown hair. Bill is short and chubby and has blonde hair. Nealina looks like a goat. The three friends started jogging to McDonald's because they rented a movie from Blockbuster and ate fattening popcorn so they were trying to burn it off. On their way they passed Starbucks and decided to get an Orange Mocha Frappucino! Ten minutes later they arrived at McDonald's. Fred took off his styling sunglasses set them on a table. They all ordered Big Macs with fries and a coke, because they were very unoriginal. Bill turned around and noticed a cute girl walk in who had a big butt. He didn't say anything because he thought Fred wouldn't like him anymore if he insulted the girl's butt. They finally got their food and sat down. They all started pigging out when all of the sudden, Nealina fell off her chair.
"HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA" Bill and Fred were laughing at her, but they stopped when she never sat back up. They bent down and she didn't respond to them. Bill checked her heartbeat, but there was none. Nealina was dead.
"Oh well, she just sat around and looked like a goat all day. It doesn't really matter that she's dead." stated Bill.
"What? Nealina may have been worthless but we need to find the cause of her death!" said Fred, being the hero he is
They looked around and found no evidence of how she was killed so they finally came to the conclusion that she died because of food poisoning. Fred immediately walked up to the counter and yelled
"You ugly worker! You killed my goaty friend! I hate you!"
The worker just walked away, just thinking Fred was crazy. Fred told Bill that the workers didn't care. Just then, EJ walked in. He found his friends and asked what happened to Nealina. They told him the whole story. EJ said that he had just come from Cornerstone Church and then said he would pray for them. He started running around doing jumping jacks and Bill asked what he was doing. EJ informed them that he was doing a worshiping ritual that he was supposed to do after church.
"Awesome!" said Fred.
Fred and Bill started doing the ritual with EJ while the everyone in McDonald's laughed at them and called the morgue to take Nealina's goaty body away.
THE END!
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