Miss Authoress: I do not own Kaze no stima. Please,you are not a fire magic user,so don't flame me. This is a spin-off of a story I written! And-
Genma: Please shut up!
Kazuma: Are you a OC? Cause OC'S come by here alot. And they are ok. OC's rule. Are you a mary-sue?
Ryuya: How dare you insult my master!
Bernhardt: How come I didn't appear in "whatever"?
Ayano: Why-
Miss Authoress: Ok. First, YOU SHUT UP! Second, I am a OC. well sorta. I hope Im not a mary sue. Ryuya, you are weird. Bernhardt, I haven't written the chapter which you appear.
Tachibana: Hello.
Miss: My favorite character! after Ren and Kazuma...
Ryuya: What about me? -puppy eyes-
Miss: Sure, why not...
Ryuya: I feel loved~
Miss: Now, to get to the point, cause Im sure that we are boring the readers.
Flamer/Reader: This story sucks! It has no plot and shouldn't exist!
All:...
Miss: To get the point...Kazuma Yagami! Meet me tommarow!
-tommarow-
Kazuma: Hey.
Miss: Ok...Our first objective to talk about, is your suicidal-ness!
Kazuma: You don't sound like a profesional...plus Im not suicidal any more and THAT WAS IN THE MANGA!
Miss: Im not profisional... And even if it was in the manga your still suicial.
Kazuma: In "whatever" Everything goes by the anime/your retarded imagination.
Miss: Ok, why did you attemp to-
Kazuma: YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ THE MANGA!
Miss: I read parts of it... Plus wikipedia said you were suicidal.
Kazuma: Can't always trust wikipedia...
Miss: YOU'RE TO SMART! CAN'T I HAVE ANY FUN! maybe I should of had done this with Ryuya...he's alot stupider...
Kazuma: -gone-
Miss: Dammit!