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SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI: the User's Guide & Manual
Note: This is just a test unit, so its functions are probably limited. Our budget was low... We're a new company and all...
Congratulations! You've just purchased your SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI unit! In order for you to fully enjoy your unit, we have provided this cute, little, handmade, handwritten booklet! Reading it is strongly suggested to prevent any undesirable situations!
Technical Specifications:
Name: Sawada Tsunayoshi. Will also respond to whatever nickname you decide to give him, he's used to that.
Age: 15
Place of Manufacture: Namimori, Japan
Your SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI unit comes with the following:
Box of Hyper Dying Will Pills (unlimited)
Pair of X-Gloves
Pair of contact lenses
Vongola Sky Ring
Programming:
Your SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI unit comes with the following traits:
Adorable: Your unit may be an inept, bumbling kid, but he is very adorable! He's guaranteed to be instantly popular!
Distraction: Need something to distract yourself? Just talk to your SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI unit about anything and he'll be able to magically brighten up your day!
Babysitter: Kids seem to like the SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI unit, and will trust him completely. While it doesn't seem like he's responsible, he cares for children and would put himself in danger to protect them.
Removal of Your SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI Unit from Packaging:
Your unit is normally insecure, but it is hard to wake him in a way to make him hate you. Though it is highly unlikely, to avoid your awkward situations, we have enclosed within, the following list of foolproof (not) ways to activate your unit.
Eh, just open the box and wake him up however you want to. Your unit will be able to adapt to your methods. You must be gentle, though.
The SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI unit comes with two different modes:
Adorable (default)
Sadistic (locked)
Adorable: Adorable, adorable, adorable~ Need we say more?
Sadistic: Ah, the OOC mode. Why have we programmed such a mode onto your adorable unit? It's for laughs and giggles. This mode will activate and deactivate randomly. Your unit is bound to use anything in its reach as a weapon, so cover everything with bubble wrap. It worked for us…
Relationship with other units:
Eh… It would be a very long list if we had to write down everyone and everything. Let's just say that everyone is a romantic interest, eh?
Caring for your unit:
It can take care of itself perfectly, thank you. Help your unit when it looks like he needs help or asks for it.
Q & A
Q: There's a red head with bandages all over in my box.
A: That's not a question… Ah, anyways, we had accidentally sent you a KOZATO ENMA unit. I wonder how we got them mixed up… Must be the newbie… Oh, you can keep him if you want, or send him back to us and we'll give you the correct unit.
Q: My box is empty… Except for an 'IOU' note…
A: Must have been those cheeky semes again… We apologize for our units' behavior, we will send you another unit as an apology gift.
We hope you enjoy this demo unit! Send us your thoughts on it!