A Lot O' One Shot
The Super Duck -quack-
Heads up: OOC-NESS. OOC-NESS EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE. IN EVERY CHAPTER.
Natalia Hedervary Kiku
"Are you sure this will work?" Elizabeta asked in a whispered voice.
"Yes, I'm sure," Kiku reassured, "Do as I said, and you'll get what you want."
"You vill get Big Bruder to marry me if I do dis, da?" Natalia asked.
"Yes, of course," he answered, putting on his costume head, "Ret's do this!"
"Yeah!" Elizabeta cheered.
"Vhatever," Natalia said, putting on her costume head, "Let's just get dis over." Elizabeta adjusted it a little so that it'll stay better. Natalia glared at her, but no one could see because the costume head was her new head now.
They all made there way to the park where their victim was waiting.
"Francis, it's a really nice day to be going to the park," Matthew muttered, almost so softly that the Frenchman almost couldn't hear. But Francis was used to it. He didn't even know he was still going to the world meetings. Everyone thought he didn't exist.
"Yes, it is," he said, letting his eyes flutter to the sky. A gentle breeze blew, and it made his hair sway just so, because he's French. They always have to have perfect movie effects. "Matthieu, have you ever wondered if... reality is just on illusion? That everything is just... a conspiracy?"
He gave out a nervous chuckle. "Ah ha ha... Francis, what are you talking about?" he asked, hugging his polar bear tighter. There was a rustling in the bush, and then three, periwinkle, monkey-like creatures jumped up.
Matthew gave a scream a little too feminine to ever come out of a guy. He even nearly fell out of his seat. The three monkey-like things started singing about becoming a hikkomori, whatever that is. Matthew didn't bother to listen to the song. He was running all the way back to his apartment, his arms pumping while he was gripping his bear so tightly that it was turning snow white to ocean blue.
Elizabeta was laughing so hard, she fell over and the head fell off. "Did you see the look on his face?" she asked, in between laughter and gulps of air.
"Yes, that was pretty funny," Kiku admitted, pulling the blood-sucking leech head off of his own head.
"Vill Big Bruder marry me now?" she asked, hearts in her eyes.
"Yes, yes," Japan replied, "He has wedding dress picked out for you."
"BIG BRUDEEEER~!" Natalia screamed as she left. Elizabeta and Kiku shared some more laughs before leaving.
Matthew stayed in his apartment for four more years until Victoria Kirkland knocked on his door, passing out religious pamphlets.
AN: If you get this entire reference, you are awesome. Maybe even more awesome than Prussia (but I doubt it). Please review.