Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater, or the characters, or . . . yeah. So, this just popped into my head, and I'm calling it incomplete just in case another idea hits me, so, enjoy.


Kid glared at Liz, his eye twitching. He breathed in and out, trying to ignore it, but he couldn't let this stand.

"Liz!" Her head swiveled around lazily.

"Mmh?" Kid brought his hand up delicately to his face, and he tried to speak calmly.

"Liz, your shirt . . . it's" he took another deep breath and struggled to keep a straight face. "It's NOT SYMMETRICAL!" he shouted. Liz raised an eyebrow.

" . . . And?" Kid's jaw dropped.

"No. Not you too, you always put up with it! You . . . you never try to purposefully be asymmetrical, you . . . your behavior is asymmetrical, and your shirt, and . . . PATTY!" Patty had just wandered into the room, her shirt hideously asymmetrical, and to top it off, it didn't match Liz's outfit. Kid's eyes widened and then he promptly fell to the floor, mouth gaping open, his breath unsteady, and if anyone had checked, they'd find that his heart was beating much too quickly. Probably dangerously. Most definitely. But, they didn't check. Because this was normal. No it wasn't. Well, for them it was.

So Liz continued to paint her nails, and Patty grabbed her crayons and proceeded to further ruin the symmetry of Kid's home by drawing lopsided circles on his immaculate white dressers.