Kill Them All!

Jennifer, Helen, Nolan, Gotts, and Scissorman all waited in the mansion.  This was the first time that they were working together, but it was for a good cause.  Tonight they were finally going to get their revenge.

"Hey guys, check this out," Alyssa said.  She held up the invitation to a party.  "Should we go?"

Her friends who she had met several years earlier after her father started hacking people up all seemed to agree that it would be fun to go.  They are all losers and I can't remember their names.  There is her aunt, cousins, a nurse, a reporter, and a third rate cop.  There was also Bates.  He was her other personality.  When she was scared he would take over and start shooting people.

So they went to the mansion expecting to have fun.  The mansion was very creepy and was outside of the town.  "Wow, if there were any monsters here we certainly wouldn't be able to find help," Alyssa said. 

"Where's the party?" the cop asked.

"Right here," Gotts said as he stepped out of the shadows.  He raised his gun and shot the cop in the chest. 

Helen ran into the crowd of surprised guests holding a rope.  She used the rope to start strangling Alyssa's aunt.  "Die bitch."

"You have to be the most pathetic excuse for a video game journalist I have ever seen," Nolan told the other journalist.  He raised the flamethrower he was holding and proceeded to torch the man.

Scissorman had Ashley pinned down and stabbed her with his scissors.  Then he chopped up the boy.

"Why are you guys doing this?" Alyssa asked.

"You guys tried to ruin the series," Jennifer answered before stabbing her with the dagger she obtained in the Barrows Mansion.

Alyssa was still alive and changed into Bates.  He got up and started to run.  Unfortunately the only door that he could reach was a women's restroom, which he couldn't go into.  He turned back and saw Jennifer.

"If the whole thing was caused by a virus why did various objects float in the air?" she asked.

"I…I don't know," Bates said.

"Too bad," Jennifer said as she slit his throat.

The group gathered up the dead bodies and used the flame thrower to create a bonfire so that nobody would ever be haunted by those horrible characters or their game again.