spoonassassin was In a server lobby. he never remembered joining. his friends, zombiebro911, and dab_master04, were beside him, looking dazed. "were are we?" asked zombiebro. "5 MINUTES UNTIL THE SURVIVAl GAMES BEGIN!" yelled the intercom. "look at what I found in my inventory!" said spoonassassin. "what is it?" said dab_master. "its a list of all the players!" said spoonassassin. "cool! read it out loud!" said zombiebro. Heres what it said:
Tributes:
1: johnyboy4444
2: epicmonkey123
3: smellybob2
4: fnafboss333
5: womboworm
6: archer2
7: derpyman325
8: spoonassassin
9: zombiebro911
10: dab_master04
11: minecraftdiamond34
12: creepy12345
13: pencilperson01
14: creepergirl223
15: thor2378
16: slimeking12345
17: doglover22
18: sheeps_rule3
19: wacky_woman
20: firefox45
21: dude10000
22: theepicman
23: underwearman
24: pokemon443
"3 MINUTES UNTIL GAME STARTS!" said the intercom. "maybe we could ream up with someone else." said zombiebro. just then, spoonassassin bumped into a tribute with the golden freddy skin. his name read fnafboss333. "hey watch were your going, butt hole!" yelled fnafboss. " you watch were your going!" yelled spoonassassin. "you bastard, get ready to be screwed!" yelled fnafboss. fnafboss threw a punch, but spoonassassin didn't feel a thing. "NO PVP IN THE LOBBY!" boomed the intercom. "come on, thor2378 and pokemon443, lets get away from these ball sacks!" dab_master spat a thing of blocky spit at fnafboss. "1 MINUTE UNTIL GAME BEGINS!" said the intercom. all the tributes looked scared. all but fnafboss and his posy, who went around bullying other tributes. " 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... TELEPORTING ALL TRIBUTES!" said the intercom. spoonassassin just saw purple for about 5 seconds, then opened his eyes to see the arena. spoonassassin saw a emerald pyramid, with chests all over it. they were in a clearing, and around it was a pine forest. the minecraft trees swayed slowly. 5 tributes to his left was dab_master. zombiebro was 11 more tributes away. " 3... 2... 1... BANG!" all the tributes ran for the pile. as soon as the first tributes reached the pyramid, the killing started. when spoonassassin was grabing a chest, he saw one guy killed by a stone sword. the minecrafters body flopped to the ground, blocky blood trickling out of his neck. his killer simply wiped the gore of his sword, and ran into the forest. spoonassassin opened his chest. iron boots, leather pants, gold chest plate, a wood sword, a pumpkin pie, and 3 raw fish. "help me spoonassassin! help me!" dab_master was on the ground, and derpyman325 stood over him, about to kill dab_master with his stone ax. spoonassassin drove his sword into derpyman325's back with out hesitation. "grab his stuff, lets go!" yelled dab_master. "no wait, wheres zombiebro?" asked spoonassassin. " I think he's dead!" said dab_master. " die, fools!" screamed thor2378. thor2378 had half chain, half iron armor on. in his hands was an iron axe. "oh crap! run!" yelled spoonassassin.
end of chapter one.
