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Kurt Warbler

Blaine was a bit nervous. Okay, extremely nervous. He had been sent to spy on the Warblers, their competition for sectionals. Puck and Rachel had cornered him earlier that week.

Blaine had been walking to his locker, trying to avoid getting slushied or pushed into lockers. He was about to turn the corner, when he was pulled quite forcefully. At first he was afraid a couple of the football jocks were going to beat him, but was relieved to come face-to-face with Puck and Rachel.

"Can I help you?" Blaine said, not too surprised having accepted the weirdness that is New Directions.

"Blaine," Rachel began, "we need you to go under cover and spy on the Warblers."

"What! Why me?"

Blaine was thoroughly confused. He was the newest to the glee club, why would they want him to go?

"Dude, you're gay. It's a dudes school. You're the most likely to fit in."

Blaine looked at Puck sternly, "Noah, just because it's an all-boys school, it does not mean-"

"Blaine," Rachel cut him off, using her condescending tone, "I already have a uniform in your size. Plus, the Warblers lead singer is gay. If you were to be caught, which is nearly impossible you could just, I don't know, ask him out. But my plan is foolproof. On Friday the Warblers will be giving an impromptu performance…"

Rachel had handed him a blazer, even after he had refused, and yet here he was. He watched as the students began to shuffle towards the senior commons. He decided to just go with the New Kid façade.

He reached out an arm and stopped one of the boys rushing past him on the staircase.

"Excuse me," he called as the other boy turned around. "Um, hi. Can I ask you a question? I'm new here."

Blaine looked at the other boy. He was beautiful. He had perfectly styled light brown hair, and the prettiest glasz eyes.

The boy offered Blaine a soft smile.

"My name is Kurt."

Blaine stared dumbly at Kurt's outstretched hand before shaking it.

"Blaine," he said quickly, a light blush coating his cheeks.

Kurt smiled once more, and Blaine felt his heart stutter. He couldn't believe this boy was talking to him, not threatening him or yelling slurs. Blaine realized he was staring and looked toward the herd of boys once more.

"So what exactly is going on?"

Blaine loved how Kurt's smile brightened and his eyes seemed to twinkle with passion.

"The Warblers! Every now and then they throw an impromptu performance in the senior commons." Kurt leaned in slightly, as if he were telling Blaine a secret. "It tends to shut the school down for a while."

Blaine was a little surprised. Were the Warblers… cool?

"So wait, the glee club here is kind of cool?"

Kurt smirked at the reference to glee club. New kid… yeah right. Oh Rach, what have you done? Kurt smiled and played along.

"The Warblers are like, Rockstars."

Kurt let out a small chuckle and shook his head softly. Blaine's mouth was gaping like a fish. I guess that means the slushies are still on full force. Kurt thought to himself. He reached out for Blaine's hand and began leading him away from the massive crowd.

"Come on, I know a short cut."

Kurt sent Blaine a reassuring smile and turned into a separate room. The room was large with high ceilings. Blaine was amazed by the beauty of the school.

When Kurt opened the massive double doors at the end of the room, they were immersed into a sea of blue and red. A group of boys were standing in the middle of the room and were already harmonizing the opening note to Teenage Dream.

"If you'll excuse me," Kurt whispered with a playful wink.

Blaine was confused as he watched Kurt step into the middle, smiling at the group. Then Kurt began to sing.

You think I'm pretty without any make-up on
You think I'm funny when I tell the punch line wrong
I know you get me, so I let my walls come down, down

Before you met me, I was a wreck
But things were kinda heavy, you brought me to life
Now every February you'll be my valentine, valentine

Blaine couldn't believe Kurt's voice. Kurt sounded amazing, and he looked like he was having fun, interacting with the other Warblers. Kurt stepped back into the Warblers formation and they all moved with synchronization.

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I, we'll be young forever

You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep
Let's runaway and don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

The Warblers were getting really into the song. Blaine felt a pang in his chest. He wanted to be a part of it. He loved singing but in his old school…

My heart stops when you look at me
Just one touch, now baby I believe
This is real, so take a chance
And don't ever look back, don't ever look back

Kurt's eyes met his, but he didn't look away. Blaine felt a blush rise to his cheeks. Is he singing… to me?

We drove to Cali and got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and built a fort out of sheets
I finally found you, my missing puzzle piece
I'm complete

The way Kurt was looking at him, made Blaine's heart flutter.

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I, we'll be young forever

You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep
Let's runaway and don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My heart stops when you look at me
Just one touch, now baby I believe
This is real, so take a chance
And don't ever look back, don't ever look back

I'ma get your heart racing in my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me in my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight

Blaine couldn't help but listen to the lyrics. He would look fantastic in skin tight jeans…

Kurt belted the yeah and Blaine was amazed once again.

You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep
Let's runaway and don't ever look back
Don't ever look back

My heart stops when you look at me
Just one touch, now baby I believe
This is real, so take a chance
And don't ever look back, don't ever look back

I'ma get your heart racing in my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me in my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight

Shit, thought Blaine. He was amazing and we're so screwed. We will never win when they have a voice like his.

Kurt was engulfed in a sea of blazers. The Warblers were all cheering each other on, and the crowd of boys were whooping and hollering in approval. Blaine was stunned, McKinley was not like this.

Kurt made his way through the Warblers and back to Blaine. He nodded his head to the door, indicating that Blaine should follow him. Kurt led him down a hallway and opened one of the many doors with a key card. Blaine realized it was a dorm room as he entered. There were two beds pushed against opposite walls as well as a small table in the center. Kurt gestured toward the table.

"Sit."

Kurt went to the side of the room and began tinkering with a small coffee maker that was seated on a small table.

Blaine was confused, "Um, Kurt-"

"Listen, Blaine I know you're not a new student."

Shit he's going to beat me up for spying, or tell his friends and then they would beat him up for spying.

Kurt sat down and placed a mug of coffee in front of Blaine. He also placed a couple of sugar packets and milk that he retrieved from the mini fridge. Blaine eyed the coffee warily.

"Relax, Blaine. I'm not going to tell."

Blaine looked up at Kurt confused.

"Why?"

"Because I know Rachel Berry will do anything to get what she wants."

Kurt took a sip of his coffee.

Blaine's eyes widened.

"How did you- What?"

Kurt looked into Blaine's eyes, as if he were searching for some answer. A look of shock passed across his face.

"Oh my Gaga, she didn't. She didn't tell you, did she? No, of course not. Rachel is so- Ugh."

Now Blaine was completely confused. How did he know Rachel?

"Blaine do you go to McKinley High?"

Blaine nodded.

"Are you new to the school?"

Blaine's eyebrows rose, "Um, yeah. I transferred there this year."

Kurt let out a deep frustrated sigh.

"I'm going to kill her. I am going to take one of her hideous animal sweaters and strangle her with it."

Oh my God. Is he a stalker? How did he know about Rachel's sweaters?

"Blaine I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson's stepbrother. And ex-member of McKinley High's New Directions."

Finn's brother? Wait! He used to go to McKinley?

"So that's why they insisted on me going. They knew you wouldn't recognize me!"

Kurt smirked, "You would have passed as a new student, if you didn't call our show choir as glee club. That was a huge red flag."

Blaine groaned. He would have to have a long talk with the glee club about keeping secrets.

"If you wouldn't mind, I have a plan to get them back…" Kurt trailed off. Blaine smiled evilly and nodded.

This should be fun.

Songs Used:

Teenage Dream- Katy Perry