Chapter 1- The Beach!
It's been over a week since I started working at this Cafe, but what can I say? I needed the money, and not only that, I was forced to work here over the summer... Cartman is sitting in his seat closest to the railing of the wooden padio on the beach, as always.
He smirks at me, as I slowly walk over to him with as liver tray in my hands...
But lets rewind a bit, where it all began, and how I ended up in this mess...
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5/11/14 (12:03 PM)
I lay in my bed as the summer sun beams down on my face, I groan, turning away from the sun's harmful raise. I wipe me eyes trying to wake myself up, slowlying sitting up on my bed, I open my phone.
'Two messages huh?' I look at it for a few seconds before toching the message icon on my phone. One of them was from Stan.
Hey dude, we're all going to this beach that has a new reseterant that opened today around 5:00 AM Today... you in?
Before I answer the text, I open up the second message, it was oddly enough, from Eric Cartman.
Hey Jew rat, me, Stan, and Ken are all going to this beach today, you wanna join? Or is the sun to bright for you?
God damn it Cartman... why did he also ask me about this if all he wants to do is laugh in my god damn face? Whatever, I will just answer Stan...
"Yeah dude, I'll be there, who else is going other than you, me, Cartman, and Ken?"
I slowly get up from my bed, with my phone is my hand, placing it on my dresser as I open my closet searching for some clothes to wear. I nearly jump as my phone rings violently on my dresser, I sigh, and walk over picking up my phone, finding a text from Stan.
Alright cool dude! oh... Butters Token, Tweek, and maybe Graig too... Clyde said he had something to do, I guess he has a job or something, who knows, me may be able to get a job at that new reseterant!
I sigh thinking, knowing Ken, he must be one of those places that deals with girls, which I'm not even interested in...
"Stan... knowing Ken... it's prouably one of those places that has women working there... but hey, if you think you can pull it off... I won't stop you..."
I replied. Closing my phone, I head back to my closet looking for a shirt. I put on my clothes, I have on a whit T, blue shorts, normal everyday sandals, and sunglasses on my head.
I don't really care HOW I look, but considering how hot it is out there, I might as well try a little bit...
My phone rings again, I look over to see I have three messages, each from one different person. One wa from Stan.
Yeah... but hey, Ken just bough you something, he didn't tell me though, but i have a feeling it's not good, but yeah, I agree with you on that one, theres no way Ken won't go somewhere with women, but since it's a beach, he would've gone anway...
The second one was from Ken.
Hey Ky! I have something for you when we get to the swimming part! Don't worry... it's nothing you wont like... just a little... something something... heh heh...
Ken and his perverted mind as finally came to a close... who knows what he's thinking of as of now... hell... I even feel dirty reading that message! The thrid was from Cartman... why? I didn't even answer him back... I wonder what the hell he wants now...
I click on his message, it scare me the most out of anything, it's so disturbing, I tend to ingnore it for now...
I started to reply to Stan.
He he just told me as I was reading your message... he said he'll show me it when we get to the swimming part... so i'm guess we'll be doing more than just swimming?
I go and ahead and start to reply to Ken as well...
Ken... you have no idea how freaky the sounded... I even felt dirty just reading that...
I close my phone and head out for the door, heading down stairs I hear my mother call me from the kitchen.
'Bubbhla?' She asks looking at me from the kitchen. What the hell does she want now?
'Yes mom?' I say heading down the steps and entering the kitchen, she turns around holding something small in her hand.
'Bubby, I know you wont... "try" anything, but in case it does happen... honey... ah... I-I need you to be safe...'
'What are you talking about mom?' I ask puzzled, cocking my head to the right slightly. He eyes widen, and hides it behind her back. Whatever it was... but I have a feeling what it was... but it's best not to think about it...
'Nothing Bubby... have fun at the beach...' She says walking over to the living room and sitting on the couch.
'How did you know I was going to the beach?' I ask walking towards her.
'Oh... they way your dressed Bubby...!' She's so lying...
'Did Cartman's mom call you?' I ask bluntly, sitting next to her. She sighs, and looks at me.
'Yes Bubby... she called... and asked if you where going, I told her I wasn't sure, and she said if you where... I should give you something... but now after that talk in the kitchen... I know you'll be fine...'
'Okay mom...' I say getting up from the couch. Approching the door, I grab the door knob, and exit the house, closing the door behind me.
I nearly jumped when I heard a car horn honk at me, I turn around to see who it was, it was Stan in his blue Hybrid car. He signals me to hop in. I jump in the car, and he drives off.
Kenny, is sitting at the far end behind Stan's seat smiling happily at Butters, who was sitting in the middle rubbing his nuckles together and laughing along with Kenny. Cartman was in the seat behind me, looking out the window, he had blue shaded sungalsses on his head, along with a hawiian shirt, and blue swim shorts, along with black sandal, some what simular to my clotheing.
Ken was wearing an orange shirt with blue jeans, and white sandals, as butters had a blue T and white shorts, followed along with brown sandals.
Stan was wearing a buttioned shirt the he didn't bother to buttion at all, he left it open showing his abs and his bare skin. The unbuttioned shit he was wearing was dark blue, he was also wearing black shorts that went with brown sandals, he also was wearing black sunglasses.
To be honest, i'm suprised that he didn't ask Wendy to come along... well... maybe he did without tell me... she must be in the other car with Token, Tweek, and Craig. I look back behind me, Cartman is still looking out the window, sighing lightly, as he let his eyes slowly close... don't get me wrong, he's an ass hole, yes, but... he looks kinda attarctive when he looks so distant from the world... He also looks younger when his eyes are closed, for once, he looks like a disant person...
'Take a picture it'll last longer...' He mumble, as he shows a small smirk. He opens one of his eyes looking at me. I change my mind, he's still a Nazi prick, pyhopathic ass hole.
After hours on driving, we finally made it, I'm sitting in the car seat half asleep, as Butters feel asleep on Kenny, which he seems not to mind, I guess he's use to it by now, I feel a hand touche my shoulder and lightly shake me, as a voice calls out to me in the distance.
'Hey, dude, wake up we're here... don't go sleeping away now... wake up!'
'Huh?' I say shakily. I always hated being woken up, but not this time, cause it was Stan who was waking me up, and he's my best friend, and he didn't wake me up harshly like my mother, and Ike do... if possible, Cartman would've woken me up just by farting in my face! But he's asleep... and I hate to say it... i'll have to wake him up too...
I reach over to the back, shaking Cartman roughly trying to wake him up.
'Hey fat ass! wake up we're here!' I say harshly, he still snores lightly. He's so fucking awake...
I get out of the car and open Cartman's door, causing him to fall face flat on the concert ground, of the parking lot. Cartman jolts up with anger in his eyes, and his fists balled up threating to hit me on sight.
'WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT JEW BOY?!'
'Beacuse fat ass... you where dead asleep... I tried waking you... but... to no avail you just snored away... I say... you must've been having a good dream...'
'I WASN'T ASLEEP ASS HOLE! I WAS PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP!' He grabs the colar of my shirt. I smirk at him, thens started laughing.
'W-What?' He says pulling me closer with full force 'WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!'
'C-Cause I never thought you would just haha... just admit it right then and there... haha...' He slowly puts me down on the ground as i continue to laughing to myself, wipeing away tears of laughter looking up at him. His head if facing away looking at the people who are walking in, as he rubs the back of his neck.
'We should go... c'mon Kosher boy...' He says shyly, walking towards the entarnce of the beach. I smile to myself and catch up with everyone else, as the car the was following behind us, pulls up, I look behind me, as the people come out of the car.
The first that came out was Carig and Tweek, Graig was wearing a normal everyday blue shirt and black shorts, anlong with his hat, and blacksandals. Tweek was wearing a miss-buttioned shirt, kinda like the one he always wore, but with short sleeves, and dark blue shorts, with brown sandals.
The next two people that came out where Token, and yet of course Wendy. Token was wearing a purple buttioned shirt with dark blue shorts and black sandals. Wendy was wearing a purple tank top, white shorts, and purple sandals, along with her every day hat.
Stan, stops, and waits for Wendy so they can walk together, hand and hand, sometimes I wish Wendy would just fuck off somewhere and leave the guys for once, but no, she's like a tag along, but oddly enough, Stan is the long lost puppy, and she's the onwer who took him in, I was told this once by Ken, he said something about... he said that "Someday, I will find someone who I want to be with my whole life, and when that day comes, I will the understand."
That was short I know, the next chapter may be better! who knows? I hope you enjoyed it, there'll be more later on, I promise, and those who are wanting more "Cartman's Stupid Bet" I'm not sure if i'll continue it, nor do i know if i'll scrap it, i'm just out of ideas for that one, so until and i know anything else for that fiction, i'll have this summer one :)
-Ask1KyleBroflovski
6/4/2014