"Why is my bowl so stupid! AHHH!" screamed Klaus, knocking it over on the floor.
Francine was so angry. "Now do you expect me to pick that up? HUH? DO YA? She looked at Klaus with a face so hideous and contorted with rage that it could only be rivaled by Sarah Palin's face.
"Voah Frannie, zhere is no need to freak ou- hey! I can breath zis air! Voo hoo!"
Hayley came running in and stepped on Klaus. "Hey mom, guess wha- EWW! Who pooped orange poop on the floor?" Hayley scraped her shoe on the ground while the 'orange poop' screamed in pain.
Meanwhile, at the CIA….
"Thanks for bringing me to work dad!" Steve exclaimed.
Stan was confused. "You've never shown this much interest in my work before…."
"SHUT UP STAN!" Steve screamed angrily. "Can't you see I'm on the phone with my imaginary dad you son of a *****! Yeah, I'm still here. Oh you want to take me to McDonalds? Awesome! Too bad you're not real, because that's better than what I'm doing with my suckish real dad!" Steve gave Stan the evil eye, and Stan gave Steve a bloody nose.
That's the end of Chapter One! I hope you like it!