I am back by popular demand!!! laughs hysterically I'm so happy to be
writning a continuation of Close My Eyes and Keep Me Yours. It's funny how
I beg on my knees for suggestions while writing, and then when I finish it
you all come begging me with suggestions!
Now, oh, yeah! I am sorry for cutting it short! I thought it'd be best. And I was thinking of changing Hermione's house, like GerHPfa said. The problem is getting there! I'll think about it, but I'm not sure if someone's done that already.
Is Blaise Zambini a boy or girl? I've read an equal amount of fics saying both. I need answers! Either way, boy or gal... I can make do. Please review and check out The Return, it's professor stuff, but it has pizazz, and the first couple chappies are slow.
Disclaimer: JK's. No. No! NO! I am not that genius!
Chapter 1: Double, Double, Toil, and Trouble
Hermione was very light-hearted at breakfast. Lavender kept rambling on about more and more ways to make guys go gaga over her latest accessory.
"LAVENDER!!!!" Parvati screeched. A few people stopped and looked to see what the problem was.
"Sorry," Parvati mumbled, blushing.
"Lavender!" Parvati whispered, "First of all there are children in the area! Secondly, WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT???!!!"
This time everyone turned to look. Parvati blushed and continued eating in silence.
"Let's go, we'll be late." Hermione said as she got up to leave for double potions.
"Bye Ginny, see you at break." The girls said as they left.
Hermione felt something inside her going haywire. "AAH!"
"What is it?" Parvati asked, shocked. "By the pricking in my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!" Hermione yelled loudly as they took their seats. At that moment Harry and Ron entered.
"Wow! You've got some thumbs! You know what? You should come see Professor Trelawny sometime! Oh, the other day she told me I was going to witness a big massacre, and that night the fiasco happened!" Lavender rambled.
"Hmmmm...I really don't care what you have to say about TRELAWNY! SHE'S AN OLD BAT AND A COMPLETE FAKE!!!" Hermione yelled.
"Well, Ms. Granger. That was a very...colorful outburst. Ten-BUT it was very true, Ten points ^to^ Gryffindor!" Professor Snape walked in smiling broadly. "For speaking the truth for everyone to hear, regardless of opinion."
Hermione heard clear mutters from Harry & Ron. "Keep your mouth shut Fish Lips! Jesus! Can't you button that mouth of yours? Whoops, my mistake! They're to big, wet and slobbery to keep shut!"
"YOU! You-you little...MUDBLOOD!!!!!" Harry screeched at the top of his lungs.
Hermione gasped. Harry Potter would never! "HAR-no-POTTER!!!! Take that back right this instant!"
"What're you gonna do you filthy, dirty, mudblood?" Harry spat, whilst standing up. (Hermione jumped up when she had heard him muttering.)
"I BELIEVE YOU'VE ALREADY FELT WHAT I CAN DO!!!!!!" Hermione yelled loudly. Then, in a clear whisper she resorted to saying, "Don't think I haven't heard of your little trip to the infirmary."
Ron leapt the three tables in between them.(It eerily reminded every muggle- born of a Matrix move.) He swung a slow motion punch at Hermione. And Hermione bent backwards to avoid it in slow motion. In response to her being bent backwards, Hermione flung both her legs in the air, twirling and kicking in slow motion. She landed seconds before Ron fell to the floor.
"Don't ever mess with someone with anger management issues," She whispered through gritted teeth. Then she proceeded to kick him twice where she had kneed Harry. By the time she was reprimanded Ron was squealing and crying like a baby.
"Ms. Granger! Refrain yourself!!!" Professor Snape finally decided to interrupt & ^after^ she had beaten the living crap out of Ron.
"Please! Fifty points from Gryffindor for Harry's choice of insulting words! ONE HUNDRED points from Gryffindor for attacking a fellow housemate, ^and^ a girl Mr. Weasley! Hermione, I understand that as being self- defense."
"Lavender scooted her chair away from Hermione as she sat down. *What's her proble-OH, yeah Trelawny.*
"Now, today we will be learning of the powerful and difficult polyjuice potion."
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How'd y'all like it???? I think this chapter was very well named FROM SHAKESPEARE! Not mine, "By the pricking..." And the chappie's title! R&R!!
Now, oh, yeah! I am sorry for cutting it short! I thought it'd be best. And I was thinking of changing Hermione's house, like GerHPfa said. The problem is getting there! I'll think about it, but I'm not sure if someone's done that already.
Is Blaise Zambini a boy or girl? I've read an equal amount of fics saying both. I need answers! Either way, boy or gal... I can make do. Please review and check out The Return, it's professor stuff, but it has pizazz, and the first couple chappies are slow.
Disclaimer: JK's. No. No! NO! I am not that genius!
Chapter 1: Double, Double, Toil, and Trouble
Hermione was very light-hearted at breakfast. Lavender kept rambling on about more and more ways to make guys go gaga over her latest accessory.
"LAVENDER!!!!" Parvati screeched. A few people stopped and looked to see what the problem was.
"Sorry," Parvati mumbled, blushing.
"Lavender!" Parvati whispered, "First of all there are children in the area! Secondly, WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT???!!!"
This time everyone turned to look. Parvati blushed and continued eating in silence.
"Let's go, we'll be late." Hermione said as she got up to leave for double potions.
"Bye Ginny, see you at break." The girls said as they left.
Hermione felt something inside her going haywire. "AAH!"
"What is it?" Parvati asked, shocked. "By the pricking in my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!" Hermione yelled loudly as they took their seats. At that moment Harry and Ron entered.
"Wow! You've got some thumbs! You know what? You should come see Professor Trelawny sometime! Oh, the other day she told me I was going to witness a big massacre, and that night the fiasco happened!" Lavender rambled.
"Hmmmm...I really don't care what you have to say about TRELAWNY! SHE'S AN OLD BAT AND A COMPLETE FAKE!!!" Hermione yelled.
"Well, Ms. Granger. That was a very...colorful outburst. Ten-BUT it was very true, Ten points ^to^ Gryffindor!" Professor Snape walked in smiling broadly. "For speaking the truth for everyone to hear, regardless of opinion."
Hermione heard clear mutters from Harry & Ron. "Keep your mouth shut Fish Lips! Jesus! Can't you button that mouth of yours? Whoops, my mistake! They're to big, wet and slobbery to keep shut!"
"YOU! You-you little...MUDBLOOD!!!!!" Harry screeched at the top of his lungs.
Hermione gasped. Harry Potter would never! "HAR-no-POTTER!!!! Take that back right this instant!"
"What're you gonna do you filthy, dirty, mudblood?" Harry spat, whilst standing up. (Hermione jumped up when she had heard him muttering.)
"I BELIEVE YOU'VE ALREADY FELT WHAT I CAN DO!!!!!!" Hermione yelled loudly. Then, in a clear whisper she resorted to saying, "Don't think I haven't heard of your little trip to the infirmary."
Ron leapt the three tables in between them.(It eerily reminded every muggle- born of a Matrix move.) He swung a slow motion punch at Hermione. And Hermione bent backwards to avoid it in slow motion. In response to her being bent backwards, Hermione flung both her legs in the air, twirling and kicking in slow motion. She landed seconds before Ron fell to the floor.
"Don't ever mess with someone with anger management issues," She whispered through gritted teeth. Then she proceeded to kick him twice where she had kneed Harry. By the time she was reprimanded Ron was squealing and crying like a baby.
"Ms. Granger! Refrain yourself!!!" Professor Snape finally decided to interrupt & ^after^ she had beaten the living crap out of Ron.
"Please! Fifty points from Gryffindor for Harry's choice of insulting words! ONE HUNDRED points from Gryffindor for attacking a fellow housemate, ^and^ a girl Mr. Weasley! Hermione, I understand that as being self- defense."
"Lavender scooted her chair away from Hermione as she sat down. *What's her proble-OH, yeah Trelawny.*
"Now, today we will be learning of the powerful and difficult polyjuice potion."
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How'd y'all like it???? I think this chapter was very well named FROM SHAKESPEARE! Not mine, "By the pricking..." And the chappie's title! R&R!!