BY RIKKU!! (of course x.x)
A/N: Ok, this story is INCREDIBLY weird, but this time it's honestly not my fault. This story is going to be more along the lines of Gooferama than my Harry Potter or Cowboy Bebop stories, so don't read it if you're only used to my Harry Potter or Cowboy Bebop-y style of writing.. My comrades requested these pairings, and so I complied. So blame them, if anyone, for the nastiness that will follow..... actually only blame them for the concepts... I came up with the content ;- )...now read on if you dare. OH! AND just for everyone's information, this story is NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Those who thought Gooferama was a serious story need to not. Anyway, read on and enjoy... flames are welcome because they are funny and I enjoy reading them, but try to lay off the profanity because my poor, er... "virgin" ears cannot handle it.
P.S. Halfway through writing this story, I realized that these were actual people unlike in Gooferama, where it was a dog and a duck. This posed some sort of a problem because I haven't written detailed human relation stories for a long time since I became a changed person. However, sux for me. It's as good as it's going to get for now...
K I'll shuttup now
Dedicated to: KELSEY (PrincessSparrow)
CHAPTER 1: Barbossa and Elizabeth
Barbossa looked lovingly up at Elizabeth. "Oh, dearest Elizabeth, come to me my sweet!" he cried, viciousness in his tone. She glanced over at him and said, "Oh no, my comrade. You do not deserve my love and affection. My heart belongs to Will Turner."
Barbossa was offended and upset. Not only had he never been denied a woman's affection before... well that many times anyway... but he really did not want Elizabeth to love someone else. He wanted her... even if he could not FEEL a woman's touch, it made him happy to know that one was there.
His fingers twitched with longing, he wanted to feel her warm skin. "I see you twitching over there, Barbossa," Elizabeth sighed, exasperated. "If you are dying with longing, then I suppose we can make some sort of... agreement," she went on, a plan forming in her mind. "Yes, dear, what is it?" Barbossa said, a little too quickly. "If you let me off of this stupid boat and take me back to my home, then I'll sleep with you," she replied, in an offhand sort of way.
Barbossa pondered for a bit before finally replying, "Alright, you've twisted my arm." With this, he grabbed her and led her toward his room.
When they arrived, Barbossa flung Elizabeth down on the bed and jumped on top of her. "Wow, slow down hunk of man that you are," Elizabeth said, laughing. Barbossa, however, did not slow down. Instead, he ripped off his clothes, and then hers... the only problem was that he forgot to take off his boxers. He then viciously tried to insert himself into Elizabeth, but to no avail. "You've forgotten to remove your trousers," Elizabeth said, now in tears of laughter. Barbossa ripped them off, cursing for making such a fool of himself.
He then inserted himself into her and then pulled out quickly. "That was fun," he said, rubbing his beard against her nose. "Er, ya ok," she replied, sticking her hair over his penile region.
THE END
A/N: HAHA hope you enjoyed, comrades of mine. Dunno what part of the movie this took place, so don't ask. Read on if you dare, but if you hated this, then why torture yourself further? It gets worse.... the pairings anyway... ANYWAY, sorry if this didn't make sense... it doesn't to me either. Thank you for your time. ^__^
Oh what the people who don't know me must be thinking...
A/N: Ok, this story is INCREDIBLY weird, but this time it's honestly not my fault. This story is going to be more along the lines of Gooferama than my Harry Potter or Cowboy Bebop stories, so don't read it if you're only used to my Harry Potter or Cowboy Bebop-y style of writing.. My comrades requested these pairings, and so I complied. So blame them, if anyone, for the nastiness that will follow..... actually only blame them for the concepts... I came up with the content ;- )...now read on if you dare. OH! AND just for everyone's information, this story is NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Those who thought Gooferama was a serious story need to not. Anyway, read on and enjoy... flames are welcome because they are funny and I enjoy reading them, but try to lay off the profanity because my poor, er... "virgin" ears cannot handle it.
P.S. Halfway through writing this story, I realized that these were actual people unlike in Gooferama, where it was a dog and a duck. This posed some sort of a problem because I haven't written detailed human relation stories for a long time since I became a changed person. However, sux for me. It's as good as it's going to get for now...
K I'll shuttup now
Dedicated to: KELSEY (PrincessSparrow)
CHAPTER 1: Barbossa and Elizabeth
Barbossa looked lovingly up at Elizabeth. "Oh, dearest Elizabeth, come to me my sweet!" he cried, viciousness in his tone. She glanced over at him and said, "Oh no, my comrade. You do not deserve my love and affection. My heart belongs to Will Turner."
Barbossa was offended and upset. Not only had he never been denied a woman's affection before... well that many times anyway... but he really did not want Elizabeth to love someone else. He wanted her... even if he could not FEEL a woman's touch, it made him happy to know that one was there.
His fingers twitched with longing, he wanted to feel her warm skin. "I see you twitching over there, Barbossa," Elizabeth sighed, exasperated. "If you are dying with longing, then I suppose we can make some sort of... agreement," she went on, a plan forming in her mind. "Yes, dear, what is it?" Barbossa said, a little too quickly. "If you let me off of this stupid boat and take me back to my home, then I'll sleep with you," she replied, in an offhand sort of way.
Barbossa pondered for a bit before finally replying, "Alright, you've twisted my arm." With this, he grabbed her and led her toward his room.
When they arrived, Barbossa flung Elizabeth down on the bed and jumped on top of her. "Wow, slow down hunk of man that you are," Elizabeth said, laughing. Barbossa, however, did not slow down. Instead, he ripped off his clothes, and then hers... the only problem was that he forgot to take off his boxers. He then viciously tried to insert himself into Elizabeth, but to no avail. "You've forgotten to remove your trousers," Elizabeth said, now in tears of laughter. Barbossa ripped them off, cursing for making such a fool of himself.
He then inserted himself into her and then pulled out quickly. "That was fun," he said, rubbing his beard against her nose. "Er, ya ok," she replied, sticking her hair over his penile region.
THE END
A/N: HAHA hope you enjoyed, comrades of mine. Dunno what part of the movie this took place, so don't ask. Read on if you dare, but if you hated this, then why torture yourself further? It gets worse.... the pairings anyway... ANYWAY, sorry if this didn't make sense... it doesn't to me either. Thank you for your time. ^__^
Oh what the people who don't know me must be thinking...