Hey, my dudes, my readers, my fellows. Uh, I know I haven't uploaded in a while, but I still need to tell you this: I'm going to go on a little… forced hiatus?

Now, don't freak out, guys. I'm not dying, I don't have a rare disease, and I'm still coming back. But "Shake a Leg Radar!" is going to have to go on hold. There will be no leg-shaking till further notice.

So, what happened? Who's forcing me onto this hiatus? When, oh when will SaLR get its ending? I've got a few things to figure out, and I kind of want to tell you, but it'd be best left in secret. Of course, my parents are the ones making me take the break (who else?) but that's mostly on me. When is SaLR getting an ending? Hopefully when I come back. Just know I'm going to be okay, and this is nothing health-related. This could take a while or it could take a few months. Hopefully, the whole thing blows over soon. I'm actually pretty hopeful about this, ironically.

While I'm gone, I'm going to be working behind the scenes on all those stories I planned to write, like "Through Winding Portals We Go", "Post Wither", "A Name for Ourselves", and maybe even a SaLR sequel (assuming by then SaLR will have an ending). Don't think of this as "Gamerwhogames is banned from FFN", but rather "Gamerwhogames is getting stuff done for us whilst taking an extended vacation!" xD

I'll try to fix things up as soon as possible for you guys! Your reviews have kept me going up until now, and I want you to know you guys are a huge reason I want to fix myself up. Eh, who dares me to get my act together before Christmas, or New Year's? I'd really like to do that for you all.

Well, it's almost time for me to go, so one final joke. It's classic yet unoriginal, and I hope it's cheesy enough for your sandwich:

Aiden and Gill ran into a bar. Maya ducked. But Reggie found them anyways and it was off to the slammer.

I'm gonna miss you guys! Hugs, kisses, and cans of Creeper-B-Gone! I'll see you sometime next year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, my friends! Close it, Crisper! Close it with hope!

Crisper: (closes it with hope)