Disclaimer: I do not own YU-GI-OH, or any of its characters so
don't sue me.
This story is dedicated to Brian, my ex-boyfriend who loved to touch his butt a lot and to my friends who love YU-GI-OH as much as I do. PLEASE REVIEW! **************************************************************** *******
Seto looked around his room making sure he was alone for the last time. He pulled out a magazine labeled "x" from his brief case and sat on his bed. Pulling down his pants with one hand, he flipped through the pages of the magazine with the other.
' Oh yes she is beautiful' he thought with a groan as he slipped his hands down his boxers. " Hell yea that's it. Yes baby," he moaned softly.
" Seto, big brother are you in there," a cheery voice came from behind the locked bedroom door.
" What now Mokuba, I am busy now. Can't it wait," wined Seto as he hid the magazine under his pillow and pulled up his pants again.
"Can I go to Mikes on Saturday for a sleep over? His mom needs the answer now so she can get the right number of sleeping bags. Please Seto can I go," plead the younger Kiaba.
'Hhmm with Mokube gone for the weekend I could get a date. It's been months since I got some. I need a woman and I need one fast,' he thought as he flung the door open.
" Yes Mokuba you can go," he walked past his younger brother and went down stairs.
" Thank you thank you so much Seto. You're the best big brother," Mokuba shouted after him.
Seto picked up his jacket and walked out the house to his black sports car or as he called it his black beauty.
' I only have one day to pick up a girl. Where would a sexy girl be on a Friday night? Lets see, there is that new club downtown called chick magnet. Perfect for a chick magnet like me," Seto thought as he pulled out his drive way.
Black beauty pulled into the parking lot, after making sure she was all secured he walked towards the noisy club. As soon as he entered there were girls on all over him. He checked each one out but wasn't satisfied. After several hours of looking and getting disappointed he finally gave up. He was about to go out the door when someone called out his name.
" Hello Kiaba," came a sexy voice from behind.
Seto quickly spun around to find a tall and slim girl dressed in tight lather pants and a red tube top with the words she- devil on it. She had straight brown hair down to her shoulders, pink glossy lips and beautiful deep blue eyes.
" Oh hi Tea. I didn't even know you were here. So how are you?" said Seto in his fake friendly voice as he checked out every part of her body.
' Oh kami she is gorgeous,' he thought.
" I'm good. I just came in. I love dancing at this place. What are you doing here?" Tea sat down at the bar and Seto quickly sat next to her.
" Well I love dancing here too. Would you like to dance?" he stood up and offered her a hand.
" Yea sure," Tea said with delight.
They danced to a couple of songs and than returned to the bar where they talked for many hours.
" Hahahaha you're so funny Seto. Oh man look at the time. I have a doctor appointment tomorrow so I better be going," Tea jumped off the stole and put on her jacket.
" Uumm hey Tea if your not doing anything tomorrow night I would love it if you would come over. We could have dinner and hang out," he arrogantly suggested the idea while walking her to her car.
" Sure I would love to. Anyway thank you for dancing with me. Good night Seto," Tea gave him a light kiss on the check and got into her car.
' Yessssss I got a date. Hell yea I still got it, I am still the number one chick magnet,' Seto thought as he literally skipped to his car.
**************************************************************** ******** So what did you think, WEIRD! STUPID! FUNNY! LET ME KNOW.
Seto: come on people review she is literally begging you. SHE HAS GONE NUTS!
Weird Onna: NO I HAVEN'T.
Seto: yea u keep telling yourself that.
Weird Onna: Don't Listen To Him Just Review.
Mokuba: Seto I found this magazine under your pillow.
Seto: ummmmm. that's not mine
Mokuba: but it has you name printed on the cover.
Seto: give me that your mistreating her.
Mokuba: but big brother it's just a magazine.
Weird Onna: come on Mokuba, I think Seto needs to be alone right now. Crazy loser! Get some help will ya.
Seto: SCREW YOU ONNA!
YU-GI-OH: oh god that's sick man. You're in love with a dirty magazine.
Seto: don't call her dirty.
(A sweat drop forms on YU-GI-OH's forehead)
Weird Onna: ok I think we should leave now. I am tired and disturbed. Till next time guys.
YU-GI-OH: bye Weird Onna see you soon till the next chapter. Hey where is Seto?
(Weird sounds can be heard in the closet)
Weird Onnna: Oh God lets get out of here.
This story is dedicated to Brian, my ex-boyfriend who loved to touch his butt a lot and to my friends who love YU-GI-OH as much as I do. PLEASE REVIEW! **************************************************************** *******
Seto looked around his room making sure he was alone for the last time. He pulled out a magazine labeled "x" from his brief case and sat on his bed. Pulling down his pants with one hand, he flipped through the pages of the magazine with the other.
' Oh yes she is beautiful' he thought with a groan as he slipped his hands down his boxers. " Hell yea that's it. Yes baby," he moaned softly.
" Seto, big brother are you in there," a cheery voice came from behind the locked bedroom door.
" What now Mokuba, I am busy now. Can't it wait," wined Seto as he hid the magazine under his pillow and pulled up his pants again.
"Can I go to Mikes on Saturday for a sleep over? His mom needs the answer now so she can get the right number of sleeping bags. Please Seto can I go," plead the younger Kiaba.
'Hhmm with Mokube gone for the weekend I could get a date. It's been months since I got some. I need a woman and I need one fast,' he thought as he flung the door open.
" Yes Mokuba you can go," he walked past his younger brother and went down stairs.
" Thank you thank you so much Seto. You're the best big brother," Mokuba shouted after him.
Seto picked up his jacket and walked out the house to his black sports car or as he called it his black beauty.
' I only have one day to pick up a girl. Where would a sexy girl be on a Friday night? Lets see, there is that new club downtown called chick magnet. Perfect for a chick magnet like me," Seto thought as he pulled out his drive way.
Black beauty pulled into the parking lot, after making sure she was all secured he walked towards the noisy club. As soon as he entered there were girls on all over him. He checked each one out but wasn't satisfied. After several hours of looking and getting disappointed he finally gave up. He was about to go out the door when someone called out his name.
" Hello Kiaba," came a sexy voice from behind.
Seto quickly spun around to find a tall and slim girl dressed in tight lather pants and a red tube top with the words she- devil on it. She had straight brown hair down to her shoulders, pink glossy lips and beautiful deep blue eyes.
" Oh hi Tea. I didn't even know you were here. So how are you?" said Seto in his fake friendly voice as he checked out every part of her body.
' Oh kami she is gorgeous,' he thought.
" I'm good. I just came in. I love dancing at this place. What are you doing here?" Tea sat down at the bar and Seto quickly sat next to her.
" Well I love dancing here too. Would you like to dance?" he stood up and offered her a hand.
" Yea sure," Tea said with delight.
They danced to a couple of songs and than returned to the bar where they talked for many hours.
" Hahahaha you're so funny Seto. Oh man look at the time. I have a doctor appointment tomorrow so I better be going," Tea jumped off the stole and put on her jacket.
" Uumm hey Tea if your not doing anything tomorrow night I would love it if you would come over. We could have dinner and hang out," he arrogantly suggested the idea while walking her to her car.
" Sure I would love to. Anyway thank you for dancing with me. Good night Seto," Tea gave him a light kiss on the check and got into her car.
' Yessssss I got a date. Hell yea I still got it, I am still the number one chick magnet,' Seto thought as he literally skipped to his car.
**************************************************************** ******** So what did you think, WEIRD! STUPID! FUNNY! LET ME KNOW.
Seto: come on people review she is literally begging you. SHE HAS GONE NUTS!
Weird Onna: NO I HAVEN'T.
Seto: yea u keep telling yourself that.
Weird Onna: Don't Listen To Him Just Review.
Mokuba: Seto I found this magazine under your pillow.
Seto: ummmmm. that's not mine
Mokuba: but it has you name printed on the cover.
Seto: give me that your mistreating her.
Mokuba: but big brother it's just a magazine.
Weird Onna: come on Mokuba, I think Seto needs to be alone right now. Crazy loser! Get some help will ya.
Seto: SCREW YOU ONNA!
YU-GI-OH: oh god that's sick man. You're in love with a dirty magazine.
Seto: don't call her dirty.
(A sweat drop forms on YU-GI-OH's forehead)
Weird Onna: ok I think we should leave now. I am tired and disturbed. Till next time guys.
YU-GI-OH: bye Weird Onna see you soon till the next chapter. Hey where is Seto?
(Weird sounds can be heard in the closet)
Weird Onnna: Oh God lets get out of here.