"Al, come talk to me for a minute." The colonel called.
Al walked in, curious as to why the colonel wanted to see him, and not his older brother.
"I gave this very talk to Fullmetal, and I think that you're old enough to hear it now, as well," Mustang announced, before quickly moving on, "At about your age, teenage boys, such as yourself, start to look at, and think about girls in a different way."
"Colonel Mustang! Look at me! I don't, even, have a body!" Al interrupted.
"Maybe it'll help you to know, before you get your body back." Mustang explained nervously.
Alphonse Elric got up, and ran off, yelling out a quick, "Okay! Bye!" Al rushed to the door, like his life depended on it.
Al was still haunted by Ed's previous sex talk with Colonel Roy Mustang.
Al told that horrific encounter recently, and his traitor of a brother burst in to laughter, and said, "That's rich! Colonel Bastard didn't realize that he shouldn't give the talk to you when you only had a suit of armor as a body!"
Al frowned, and instantly launched in to the tale of when Mustang gave Ed the 'talk.'
Ed's pale and ashen face was exactly what Al had hoped for.
He smirked, while he watched his older brother squirm.
"Colonel! I have something to tell you that might affect our working relationship!" The Fullmetal Alchemist announced, rather unexpectantly.
"Go on, Fullmetal." Mustang encouraged. Edward Elric had a secret that he, Colonel Roy Mustang, didn't know? It must be good, then. He deduced, barely keeping the smirk off his face, as he waited for Fullmetal to speak.
"I'm a girl!" Ed announced unabashedly, slamming his hands on to Mustang's desk.
"But, how?" Mustang asked; he was pretty sure that his brain-short curcuited.
"How am I supposed to know? I was born this way, you jerk!" Ed exploded.
Mustang was amused; there was just no way that Fullmetal could be a girl.
He chuckled loudly, and Fullmetal's face turned red in anger, and embarrassment.
"How about you drop the Master stuff; We've been friends long enough. Oh, and don't say Young Lord, either." Ling announced, when he and Lan Fan were alone, one day.
"Okay, Prince Ling." Lan Fan responded.
"No, just Ling." Ling spoke up, determinedly.
"O-okay, L-Ling." Lan Fan stuttered in her attempt to please the Young Lord.
"That's better." Ling announced almost smugly; he liked hearing her say his name.
Sadly, he knew that Fu would be mad at his grand daughter, if her ever heard her say her Young Lord's first name.
"Let's try this again." Mustang said, once he and Hawkeye were the only ones in the room.
"I love you, Colonel." Riza Hawkeye spoke up, confidently.
"I love you, Riza." Roy Mustang spoke, emphasizing his lieutenet's first name.
"I love you, Roy." She corrected herself.
Mustang and Hawkeye moved together to kiss, but sadly, used too much force, so that they fell on Mustang's desk. They bounced on to the floor from Mustang's desk.
Miraculously, they were still kissing, probably, because they, rarely, were able to.
The door slammed open, freezing the two lover's that were on the floor.
"I'm here!" Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, announced, before noticing the two people that were on the floor.
Ed's face turned scarlet, as he realized that the Colonel, and his Lieutenet were in the middle of a make-out session.
Mustang got up, pulling Hawkeye to her feet, as well.
"You will speak of this to no one." Mustang warned the teenager, that was standing in the door way.
"Hughes would be so proud." Ed muttered quitely.
Riza cocked her gun, and that was the end of that.
To this day, he never told anyone about what he had walked in on, not even his little brother, Alphonse.
Ed's lips were, even, sealed on Mustang, and Hawkeye's wedding day, never to breathe a word of that day.