one day, harry was sitting in the common room thinking. Harry was bored so he started thinking of dirty pick up lines.
"You must play Clash royale because i'm Gonna shoot my rocket at your princess tower," he said. "You must be Tartarus because my pen turns into a sword when I see you." Ron came into the room and listened to him.
"Those are good. Are you going to say them to Hermione," Ron said.
"Probably," Harry said. "But I would also like to use them on her first."
"Please No," exclaimed Ron.
"In fact, I already have her waiting in the girls dormitory."