* SUMMARY/WARNINGS/OPENING STATEMENT *

Summary: The Joker goes missing, leaving Harley Quinn alone. She needs help finding him, one problem; her friends are locked up in Arkham Asylum. She turns to an unlikely ally to get her friends out, but also help her find her Puddin'.

Warnings: Explicit Language, Sexual Situations, Explicit Sexual Innuendo, Rude Humor, Violence

Opening Statement: This does NOT tie into my "Wicked" Series. It mentions characters from the series but this doesn't tie into it at all. I've always written my stories dark and intense, with some humor, but not a lot. This is purely for humor. Yes it has a plot, and intense moments and it's serious at times, but it's mostly humor. Offensive, rude, explicit humor that I think you'll enjoy reading it as much as I will enjoy writing it. It won't be really long like my other story (40+ chapters) but it won't be like 5-10 chapters either. Maybe 15-20, it depends. Anyway, I hope you like it so Let me know what you think of it, and enjoy!