Disclaimer: I do not own the Gundam Wing characters and I know that all of
us do. Ain't it sad? I do own me though… or so I think. I do have 23 years
of labor to do at Starcrest's house…
[Starcrest] Owwies!! I gotta boo-boo.
[Wufei] Want me to make it feel better?
[Starcrest] Okay ^.^ (*Wufei kisses Starcrest's boo-boo*)
[Blink] (*walks in looking at Wufei kiss Starcrest's boo-boo*) Okay, did I miss something?
[Starcrest] Me has a boo-boo. And Wufei make it all better ^.^
[Blink] Really… ¬.¬
[Starcrest] Uh huh ^.^
[Blink] Well, at least he ain't nekkid again
[Wufei] NEKKID!!! (*Wufei takes off all his close and becomes… Nekkid Wufei*) NEKKID!!!
[Blink] o.0" (*Blink runs 35 miles away*) I can still see his white-ness from here!
[Starcrest] He's not white! He's almond!
[Blink] How can I tell?! I'm 35 miles away! I'm going to go torture one of the other guys.
(*Heero and Duo walk in and see Nekkid Wufei*)
[Heero] This is just disturbing…
(*Wufei begins to dance*)
[Duo] Dance, Wufei! Dance!
(*Blink hears Heero and Duo and run to where they are*)
[Blink] YAY!! Someone to torture! Uh, what are you guys looking at…?
(*Heero and Duo point to Nekkid Wufei*)
[Blink] o.0" Self-explanatory…
[Starcrest] Come on! Be a rebel! Be nekkid!!
(*Heero and Duo look at each other and then they both get nekkid along with Starcrest*)
[Blink] "o.0" This is too weird…
(*Trowa and Quatre walk in, see Wufei, Heero, Duo, and Starcrest nekkid and get nekkid too*)
[Blink] Am I the only sane one?
(*All the nekkid people dance*)
[Starcrest] Come on, Blink! Be a rebel! Be nekkid!
[Blink] … right…
[Starcrest] Well, okay. But your missing out on a lot of fun ^.^
[Blink] Bet you I am…
[Starcrest] Come on, everyone! Let's have Gorilla noses!
(*Everyone, except Blink, stick their fingers up their noses until they all have Gorilla noses*)
[Blink] I am the only sane one… -.-
(*Blink puts up a wanted ad*)
[Wanted Ad] I am currently looking for someone else sane to hang out with. I have currently found out that my friend and her friends like to get nekkid and get Gorilla noses. Please contact Blink. Thank you.
[Starcrest] You don't want me as a friend no more…?
[Blink] Not unless you can be sane.
[Starcrest] Me can be sane!
[Blink] Prove it.
(*Starcrest tries to be sane, but can not*)
[Blink] See? You can not be sane. I'm looking for a new side-kick.
[Starcrest] NO!!! (*Starcrest begins to cry*)
[Wufei] You okay, Starcrest?
[Trowa] …
[Quatre] You made Starcrest cry…? You are a mean person!
[Duo] How mean can a person be? Heero, you know what to do?
[Heero] … … I will kill you… …
[Blink] o.0" Uh… uh… (*Blink runs far*)
[Duo] Come back here! Say your sorry, you coward!
[Trowa] …
[Heero] I Will Kill You!! (*Heero runs after Blink*) I WILL KILL YOU!!
[Blink] AH!!! I'M SORRY, STARCREST!! PLEASE CALL HIM OFF!!
[Starcrest] You really mean it?
[Blink] Yes, yes!
[Starcrest] Take down the poster.
(*Blink runs to the wanted ad and rips it down*)
[Starcrest] Okay. Duo…
[Duo] Heero, come here. I have a present for you.
(*Duo begins to walk into a room*)
(*Heero stops chasing Blink and follows Duo. The door is locked behind Heero*)
[Blink] Thank you, Starcrest. How can I make it up to you?
[Starcrest] Um… … 5 more years of labor in me house.
[Blink] o.0 WHAT?! (*Blink faints*)
[Starcrest] Owwies!! I gotta boo-boo.
[Wufei] Want me to make it feel better?
[Starcrest] Okay ^.^ (*Wufei kisses Starcrest's boo-boo*)
[Blink] (*walks in looking at Wufei kiss Starcrest's boo-boo*) Okay, did I miss something?
[Starcrest] Me has a boo-boo. And Wufei make it all better ^.^
[Blink] Really… ¬.¬
[Starcrest] Uh huh ^.^
[Blink] Well, at least he ain't nekkid again
[Wufei] NEKKID!!! (*Wufei takes off all his close and becomes… Nekkid Wufei*) NEKKID!!!
[Blink] o.0" (*Blink runs 35 miles away*) I can still see his white-ness from here!
[Starcrest] He's not white! He's almond!
[Blink] How can I tell?! I'm 35 miles away! I'm going to go torture one of the other guys.
(*Heero and Duo walk in and see Nekkid Wufei*)
[Heero] This is just disturbing…
(*Wufei begins to dance*)
[Duo] Dance, Wufei! Dance!
(*Blink hears Heero and Duo and run to where they are*)
[Blink] YAY!! Someone to torture! Uh, what are you guys looking at…?
(*Heero and Duo point to Nekkid Wufei*)
[Blink] o.0" Self-explanatory…
[Starcrest] Come on! Be a rebel! Be nekkid!!
(*Heero and Duo look at each other and then they both get nekkid along with Starcrest*)
[Blink] "o.0" This is too weird…
(*Trowa and Quatre walk in, see Wufei, Heero, Duo, and Starcrest nekkid and get nekkid too*)
[Blink] Am I the only sane one?
(*All the nekkid people dance*)
[Starcrest] Come on, Blink! Be a rebel! Be nekkid!
[Blink] … right…
[Starcrest] Well, okay. But your missing out on a lot of fun ^.^
[Blink] Bet you I am…
[Starcrest] Come on, everyone! Let's have Gorilla noses!
(*Everyone, except Blink, stick their fingers up their noses until they all have Gorilla noses*)
[Blink] I am the only sane one… -.-
(*Blink puts up a wanted ad*)
[Wanted Ad] I am currently looking for someone else sane to hang out with. I have currently found out that my friend and her friends like to get nekkid and get Gorilla noses. Please contact Blink. Thank you.
[Starcrest] You don't want me as a friend no more…?
[Blink] Not unless you can be sane.
[Starcrest] Me can be sane!
[Blink] Prove it.
(*Starcrest tries to be sane, but can not*)
[Blink] See? You can not be sane. I'm looking for a new side-kick.
[Starcrest] NO!!! (*Starcrest begins to cry*)
[Wufei] You okay, Starcrest?
[Trowa] …
[Quatre] You made Starcrest cry…? You are a mean person!
[Duo] How mean can a person be? Heero, you know what to do?
[Heero] … … I will kill you… …
[Blink] o.0" Uh… uh… (*Blink runs far*)
[Duo] Come back here! Say your sorry, you coward!
[Trowa] …
[Heero] I Will Kill You!! (*Heero runs after Blink*) I WILL KILL YOU!!
[Blink] AH!!! I'M SORRY, STARCREST!! PLEASE CALL HIM OFF!!
[Starcrest] You really mean it?
[Blink] Yes, yes!
[Starcrest] Take down the poster.
(*Blink runs to the wanted ad and rips it down*)
[Starcrest] Okay. Duo…
[Duo] Heero, come here. I have a present for you.
(*Duo begins to walk into a room*)
(*Heero stops chasing Blink and follows Duo. The door is locked behind Heero*)
[Blink] Thank you, Starcrest. How can I make it up to you?
[Starcrest] Um… … 5 more years of labor in me house.
[Blink] o.0 WHAT?! (*Blink faints*)