A/N: Another thing I made last year. Chapter 2 is quite witty if I say so myself.
Forte was randomly sitting on the floor of the Net one day. He had with him a small pumpkin. He was bored and lonely so he decided to shove it up his ass.
The "shadow of the Net" inches the stem closer and gives it a lick. Not bad, he thought, so he gives it another, and another, and eventually he starts to shove it right into his throat. Now the pumpkin may be small, but the stem is long and curvy. But Forte manages to deep throat that thing as if he's done this to a million male NetNavis, and he most likely had too! But that's a secret.
Forte starts to get heated up in the action, licking the stem in circles, bobbing his head up and down the stem, sucking on it. Not too far off was Rockman. He is questioning, at first, what Forte is doing so close to his home, but now he's got a load of other more important questions. The second question on his mind is asking himself if Forte's stripes have grown bigger, they looked like they did...
Rockman's third question is rather suggestive, he was wondering why on earth Forte has such sexy yaoi hands...
Forte is on his back now, shoving the stem in and out of his mouth until he gets the thing so wet that he nearly came himself just imagining how erotic this felt. Then he takes the pumpkin stem out of his mouth, gets up on his knees, and places it near his bottom.
Rockman nearly shrieks in terror as he watches the black Navi start to sit down onto the stem, a look of erotic pleasure crossing his face, the deep blush, the tongue sticking out and everything. Forte is really pushing that stem inside, it gave Rockman such a hard-on that he thought he was gonna pass out.
Forte feels the stem fill up his wittle pooper so well that he grabs onto his hard, throbbing, desperate, aching bat ears with such force as he jams his body up and down the giant length.
Rockman begins to jack off so hard that his blue skin is tearing off, but he didn't care.
"AGH!" Forte shouts, feeling a huge sudden blood rush go straight up to his bat ears. He starts to stroke the top half harshly, throwing his head back in ecstasy, he shouts more and more, he wasn't saying anything, though at one point it sounded like he said "enema". No one can be sure, we have no proof.
And then Forte had his grand finale. He actually came out of the spot you would expect him too, really now did you think he could jack off his bat ears and have them ejaculate, no, the dude has a penis for that, yes I said penis dear god kill me now!
When Forte finished he just sat himself on the pumpkin, the giant thing still inside, and he looked up, only to see his long-time rival, Rockman.
He shouts, very high pitched might I add, and Rockman drops his dick as it spurted blue cheese and jumps back. Forte's next action was to take the pumpkin and throw it at Rockman, which he did, landing the fruit right at the blue Navi's face. Rockman, interested, picks it up and starts to lick the stem.
Forte gives Rockman a "wtf" look, then turns around and cries a bit before whipping back around just as Rockman starts to deep-throat the thing. Rockman finds Forte standing next to him.
"If you saw me do this then you have no choice, Rockman, I must defeat you, right here," Forte shows Rockman his hardened lollipop. "Right now."
Rockman finds Forte holding him down by the arms. The pumpkin is tossed aside for a brief moment as Forte starts to shove his dick into Rockman's butt. Rockman is in pain of course, and he is leaking fresh blood, which Forte smells and drools at. Forte then takes the pumpkin and starts to shove the stem right into Rockman's mouth.
Rockman gags, a lot, he even vomits six times, but Forte doesn't care. Finally Rockman feels the whole stem be shoved down his throat, the thing scratching at his virtual esophagus. Forte bounces the thing in and out, his fingers digging into the fruit so hard that it starts to leak pumpkin guts, just a bit, and a seed even fell out at one point.
Forte has his peak in no time, releasing all his babies that so many girls want inside of Rockman's tight, little hole. The pumpkin is removed, Rockman stays there as Forte cracks the fruit open, and dumps some candy onto Rockman's chest.
"There's candy inside?" Rockman asks, picking one up.
"Yes, but not just any candy, EVIL CANDY!" Forte turns around and starts to laugh maniacally as he runs away, tripping once, dropping candy everywhere, then getting back up and opening a Network place to leave.
Rockman ate the candy, but ew! They are all coconut!
Later that day, Forte sits, totally 100% alone this time, somewhere far away from his arch nemesis. He has a new pumpkin, a smaller stem, but the fruit is around the same size. This time he will fit the whole thing up his rear! He swears it!
As he starts to insert the stem not too far away are a pair of eyes watching. These eye belongs to the king of sex himself, another independent NetNavi; PharaohMan. And he likes what he sees...