=== LEEVES IMPROVISMENT COMMENTS IN TYPING BOX THING ==+
butt haders stae away
pls :(
Chater 1: Luv at ferst sight
AN: pls forgiv spellin mistakes. i am is 1st grade. no hat
Hary Potsmoker was walking in Hogwart then saw gir of his drems. I was hermiineelina jr. He left that bich ginny an went with hermiineelina jr.
He sed she was hot an love her, so ron help poods to hav herminny juner lov him. so day develops love spellins with da help of prof. xXSwegamite240ScopeNoXxXx
AN: no is not me, totally differnt but hansom gy.
Chpper 2: Dumbdoor
So Harri found prof. sweg for help. the prffeser said, "ok. but firs you ned to tuch 5 kid's butts, then touc my butts. in dat order." so jerry podter did that. but in worng order. "now" say prof " you need her toenail clips". harry took video of tonails and gave to proffeser oak. "thank you" says mr. 420 while making licking his lips waching video. last lee, you need sppon. haree styles got spon. "PULL THE LEVER!"
Hary stired pot and smoked it a little. "purrfect" say proffesional garfield. "now put it in glas and giv it to gerl."
AN: Yo like? smak tha like buton wit your fourhead and subscribes.
Cjappr 3: Luves is in the air
Harry giv girl poshun and die. harry sad, cant liv with self anymore.
So he wastes himself... drinking all he can. He can't do it. He can't sleep, can't eat, can't think. Then he breaks...
He climbs on his roof, jumps off and says his last word, "Apparition..."
And teleports in the floor and suffocates! :D
What happens next? Finds owt nex time on "harry cooking shoe! pt.2" XXDDDDXD