Sephiroth is a Cool Guy,Really
Original idea taken from a drawing I did in art for a election style poster.
'sall I have to say about it really.
Cloud:"Sephiroth is a cool guy. I mean it. He's actually...a GREAT GUY! I'd make it with him. But....only because he always gives me and Vincent and Yuffie and Tifa plushies from the Claw game."
Vincent:"It's true. He's a great guy. I mean, he's the only other guy to have better hair than I have. He's also really nice. He always donates half of his earnings to orphanages. He's adopted a few of them. He lets them live in lovely houses. He's a cool guy. I save all the plushies he gives me. As momentos. Cause, really. He's a Cool Guy."
Yuffie:"HE IS! I wish he were my older brother. He practically is, though. He takes me to baseball games, movies, theme parks. He even took me to my highschool on the first day. He taught me grand self defense skills. Even took me shopping for new sneakers. See these babies? These docs are from him."
Tifa:"mooou Really he's a GREAT guy, hmmm. Oh I really...I really believe I love him. I'm sorry Cloud but it must be said. I'm in love with Sephiroth. He's just so wonderful. Everyday, when I wake up, my room is filled with fifteen red roses. Full in bloom too. When I have to walk down stairs he takes my hand like I'm a princess."
Cloud:"Oh I don't blame you! I mean I think I'M falling in love with him to!"
Vincent:"I think we're all in love with Sephiroth. He's SUCH a cool guy!"
Cid:"I'm not in LOVE with Sephiroth. But merely just in complete admiration of the man. How can you not be? He's just so....so...SEPHIROTH!"
Barrett:"He makes my blood boil at how I can never accomplish his complete and utter BRILLIANCE. I should kill myself right now because of how I can never be as great as him."
Cloud:"No don't do that. If you do that you'll never be able to revel in the light of holiness that is Sephiroth."
Barrett:"I understand. Shall we name Sephiroth ruler of all things great and magnificent, then?"
Cloud:"YES!"
Tifa:"OH GOD YES!"
Yuffie:"YES!"
Vincent:"please"
Cid:"DO IT NOW!"
Everyone:"TO THE LEADER!"
Sephiroth watches on from his beautiful baroque style chair. He sits sprawled on it with one leg over the armrest. He gazed on as the troupe of characters bowed before him.
Sephiroth:"What can I say? I really am a cool guy. And subliminal messages in their cheerios works WONDERS! Yes thats right my pets. I AM a cool guy"