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My attempt at a humorous one shot based off of a rumor about episode eight. Warning: May contain spoilers.
Hidden lab of the First Order
"At last! We have succeeded in cloning lord Vader!" Kylo Ren announces. The other Knight of Ren cheer. When the capsule opens a young male walks out. "Where am I?" He asks.
"You are in the dessert base of the First Order." Kylo says.
"Dessert? With sand? I hate sand. It's rough and course and gets everywhere." He then continues to complain about every little thing.
Supreme Leader Snoke walks into the lab and see the clone complaining. "Is this the clone of lord Vader?" He asks.
"Yes, but something seems to have gone wrong. He keeps complain and whinnying about everything." Kylo says.
"Another faulty clone. You know what to do with it."
Resistance base.
Someone knocks on the door. Jedi Master Luke Skywalker gets up and opens the door. Upon seeing who it is he immediately cuts the person down with his lightsaber.
"Luke? Who was at the door?" General Leia Organa asks her brother.
"Just another clone of our father." He replies.
"Really? That's the fifth one today! How many did they make?"
Hidden lab
"How many of those whinny clones did you make?" Snoke asks yelling.
Kylo hesitates for a moment, "About 500."