The Boy What Rules Us All
Here is an image of the title written in the OFFICIAL Invader Zim font:
http://www.geocities.com/ffrulz2000/zimtitle.jpg
A/N This can be a confusing story. Each chapter is written in one of 3 characters' point of view: Zim's, Dib's, or Geg's. The first 3 chapters are gonna be 1. Geg 2. Dib 3. Zim
I havnt planned any farther. I'll just see where this story takes me. This is a "sequal" to my first story, "The Butt-Ugly Marzoids". It has nothing to do with the BUMs, but some events in that fic caused the stuff here to happen. Okay. If you havnt read my first one yet, go to my profile and read it now.
Chapter 1.
My name is Geg. My IQ is 375. All my life I have known that I would one day rule this filthy planet Earth. I can't explain why, maybe because it is too complicated, or maybe because I don't know myself. Or it could be that the author of this fan fic hasn't figured it out yet... Either way, I have wanted to rule this planet since I was a baby. I am now 13. I have been descriminated all my life, which makes my thirst for power even... thirstyer. But, I have never been able to find a power strong enough to control Earth. Untill one day. I was sitting on the couch watching TV with my younger, 11 year old brother, Jace. He was busy watching an extreamly childish and juvinile cartoon show called "Rocket Power". I had nothing else to do, so I had no choice but to sit there and be bored at the disturbingly large usage of fake and/or outdated slang. Suddenly, the screen went staticy and a news report came up.
Jace got up and yelled, "Nooo!! Die, TV! Die!!
"Thank God," I wispered to myself.
"We interrupt whatever show you were watching to bring you.... news stuff," the TV Announcer Guy stated. "There seems to be some sort of alien warfare going on in Crossbetweendeathvalleyandafghanistan."
Alien warfare!? This could be the chance I needed! To get a look at some alien techology and duplicate it so that I can use it to control Earth! I thought for a while. I remembered that Crossbetweendeathvalleyandafghanistan was right next to our city.
"Well, that's convenient," I said out loud.
"What is?" Jace asked, puzzled.
"Uh.. nothing."
I pulled a small device out of my pocket. I pressed a button and it transformed into a jet pack. I flew away through the roof. Jace just watched me as if me flying out of the house on a jet pack was nothing out of the ordinary. I guess weird things do often happen in my house, since I'm always testing new inventions and crap. I flew for a mile and saw the aliens fighting. One was a green one that was walking around on spider legs slashing at the other 3 aliens. They were blue and had different colored shirts on. They were firing lasers at the green one. And they sure were ugly. I landed behind a rock where no one could see me, and walked out to join the spectators. I walked over to a kid with glasses, pointy black hair, and a cool looking black cloak. And he had a big head. A REALLY big head. Think of an orange on a toothpick. No wait, that's a bit much. Think of an orange on.. something thicker than a toothpick, I don't know what.
"So..." I asked casually, "what's going on?
"The two alien races are fighting each other!" the big-headed kid said excidedly. "I'm hoping the winner is the blue ones, because the green one is a real pain in the ass!"
"...you know the aliens...?"
"Well, not the blue ones. Only the green one. His name is Zim. AND I HATE HIM SO!!!!"
"Yeah........."
I slowly backed away from him. To be truthful, I didn't really find anything weird about this guy. I and himself are much alike. Except for the fact that he had a big head. It's just that I have to act like a normal, stupid person in public , as to not blow my cover. And stuff.
"Sure, I'm getting the cold shoulder from a kid whose shirt says 'I EAT STUFF'," the kid said.
"Do not mock the shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I am very sinsitive about my "I EAT STUFF" shirt. It was given to me by... me! Yay! I didn't want this big-headed kid insulting it.
"No mocky..... no...." I said strangly.
I seemed to have freaked him out enough, and he went back to watching the fight. I took out my special X-Ray camera and started shooting pictures of the aliens' techology. I then took a picture of the green one's robot thing. It seems the green one, Zim as the big-headed kid called him, has extreamly advanced techology. The blue ones, whatever they're called, seem less techologicaly advanced than Zim. I stood by and watched the fight. At some point, the blue ones sang an EXTREAMLY annoying song that made me sad. Anyway, Zim compleatly dominated over the blue ones. I hid behind a rock as I watched the leader of the blue ones challange Zim. After they flew away, I hurried home. I would take the technology of the winner, which would most likly be Zim, since his technology was far greater. But, just to be sure, I would moniter the fight from my home. I got home and tried to run straight to my lab. But, I was stopped by Jace.
"It's about time you're back," he said.
"Move it, Jace, I've got to get to my lab."
"No way! You promised that you would watch TV with me!"
"Jace, I don't have the time!!"
"No!"
"Dammit, Jace!"
I pulled out a small thing that looks like a laser pointer. I pointed it at Jace, said "Dog" and pressed the button. A beam of light shot out and hit Jace. Immediatly, Jace started to change. He grew fur all over his body, his hands and feet turned into paws, and he couldn't balacne on 2 feet anymore because his legs turned backwards. His ears grew larger up to a point and his face jutted out. He grew a tail. I had turned Jace into a dog. Jace looked at himself in a mirror and jumped back in horror. He turned to look at me.
"This should teach you to stop getting in my way! Now if you be a good boy, I'll turn you back into a human in the morning."
I ran into my room as Jace growled and barked at me from the living room. I ran down into my lab, and turned on the space-transmitter thing. I could see that the battle was already won by Zim. But the big-headed kid was trying to stop him. I wouldn't be able to copy more technology from Zim if he was dead! I transmitted a virus into the kid's shields so that a single laser shot from Zim would blow it up. Zim shot it and I watched with glee as the kid fell into the ocean. I was even happier when I saw a whale come out of no where and swallow the kid whole.
"Well, that is convinent," I said to myself. "Now that kid can't get in my way! Soon, I will have enough techology from that 'Zim' that I will rule Earth!"
I walked back up into my room and went back to the TV room. There, Jace was curled up on the rug watching it. As soon as he saw me he jumped up and attacked me. He cut me pretty badly.
"You know, if you kill me, you will never be human again!" I yelled despertly.
That shut Jace up. He got off me and sat on the floor staring up at me.
"Bad dog," I said grinning. "Just for that, you're gonna stay a dog for a week!"
Jace looked at me with a dog look that said "You have to be joking!"
"No, I'm serious. From now untill this time next week, you will remain a dog! Ha-ha!"
I left the room leaving Jace to think about what he did.
-To Be Continued...
Okay, sorry the first chapter was so long, but as it is an introdutory chapter, it can be expected to be long. But most other chapters wont be THIS long. You can see now that 1) Geg is a guy who wants to rule the world. Whenever he fails or is just pissed off, he takes it out on Jace by turning him into an animal for a day or so with his animal transforming divice thingy. 2) By the time Jace is 50, he will have been over 100 different species of animals. Please R&R.
Here is an image of the title written in the OFFICIAL Invader Zim font:
http://www.geocities.com/ffrulz2000/zimtitle.jpg
A/N This can be a confusing story. Each chapter is written in one of 3 characters' point of view: Zim's, Dib's, or Geg's. The first 3 chapters are gonna be 1. Geg 2. Dib 3. Zim
I havnt planned any farther. I'll just see where this story takes me. This is a "sequal" to my first story, "The Butt-Ugly Marzoids". It has nothing to do with the BUMs, but some events in that fic caused the stuff here to happen. Okay. If you havnt read my first one yet, go to my profile and read it now.
Chapter 1.
My name is Geg. My IQ is 375. All my life I have known that I would one day rule this filthy planet Earth. I can't explain why, maybe because it is too complicated, or maybe because I don't know myself. Or it could be that the author of this fan fic hasn't figured it out yet... Either way, I have wanted to rule this planet since I was a baby. I am now 13. I have been descriminated all my life, which makes my thirst for power even... thirstyer. But, I have never been able to find a power strong enough to control Earth. Untill one day. I was sitting on the couch watching TV with my younger, 11 year old brother, Jace. He was busy watching an extreamly childish and juvinile cartoon show called "Rocket Power". I had nothing else to do, so I had no choice but to sit there and be bored at the disturbingly large usage of fake and/or outdated slang. Suddenly, the screen went staticy and a news report came up.
Jace got up and yelled, "Nooo!! Die, TV! Die!!
"Thank God," I wispered to myself.
"We interrupt whatever show you were watching to bring you.... news stuff," the TV Announcer Guy stated. "There seems to be some sort of alien warfare going on in Crossbetweendeathvalleyandafghanistan."
Alien warfare!? This could be the chance I needed! To get a look at some alien techology and duplicate it so that I can use it to control Earth! I thought for a while. I remembered that Crossbetweendeathvalleyandafghanistan was right next to our city.
"Well, that's convenient," I said out loud.
"What is?" Jace asked, puzzled.
"Uh.. nothing."
I pulled a small device out of my pocket. I pressed a button and it transformed into a jet pack. I flew away through the roof. Jace just watched me as if me flying out of the house on a jet pack was nothing out of the ordinary. I guess weird things do often happen in my house, since I'm always testing new inventions and crap. I flew for a mile and saw the aliens fighting. One was a green one that was walking around on spider legs slashing at the other 3 aliens. They were blue and had different colored shirts on. They were firing lasers at the green one. And they sure were ugly. I landed behind a rock where no one could see me, and walked out to join the spectators. I walked over to a kid with glasses, pointy black hair, and a cool looking black cloak. And he had a big head. A REALLY big head. Think of an orange on a toothpick. No wait, that's a bit much. Think of an orange on.. something thicker than a toothpick, I don't know what.
"So..." I asked casually, "what's going on?
"The two alien races are fighting each other!" the big-headed kid said excidedly. "I'm hoping the winner is the blue ones, because the green one is a real pain in the ass!"
"...you know the aliens...?"
"Well, not the blue ones. Only the green one. His name is Zim. AND I HATE HIM SO!!!!"
"Yeah........."
I slowly backed away from him. To be truthful, I didn't really find anything weird about this guy. I and himself are much alike. Except for the fact that he had a big head. It's just that I have to act like a normal, stupid person in public , as to not blow my cover. And stuff.
"Sure, I'm getting the cold shoulder from a kid whose shirt says 'I EAT STUFF'," the kid said.
"Do not mock the shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I am very sinsitive about my "I EAT STUFF" shirt. It was given to me by... me! Yay! I didn't want this big-headed kid insulting it.
"No mocky..... no...." I said strangly.
I seemed to have freaked him out enough, and he went back to watching the fight. I took out my special X-Ray camera and started shooting pictures of the aliens' techology. I then took a picture of the green one's robot thing. It seems the green one, Zim as the big-headed kid called him, has extreamly advanced techology. The blue ones, whatever they're called, seem less techologicaly advanced than Zim. I stood by and watched the fight. At some point, the blue ones sang an EXTREAMLY annoying song that made me sad. Anyway, Zim compleatly dominated over the blue ones. I hid behind a rock as I watched the leader of the blue ones challange Zim. After they flew away, I hurried home. I would take the technology of the winner, which would most likly be Zim, since his technology was far greater. But, just to be sure, I would moniter the fight from my home. I got home and tried to run straight to my lab. But, I was stopped by Jace.
"It's about time you're back," he said.
"Move it, Jace, I've got to get to my lab."
"No way! You promised that you would watch TV with me!"
"Jace, I don't have the time!!"
"No!"
"Dammit, Jace!"
I pulled out a small thing that looks like a laser pointer. I pointed it at Jace, said "Dog" and pressed the button. A beam of light shot out and hit Jace. Immediatly, Jace started to change. He grew fur all over his body, his hands and feet turned into paws, and he couldn't balacne on 2 feet anymore because his legs turned backwards. His ears grew larger up to a point and his face jutted out. He grew a tail. I had turned Jace into a dog. Jace looked at himself in a mirror and jumped back in horror. He turned to look at me.
"This should teach you to stop getting in my way! Now if you be a good boy, I'll turn you back into a human in the morning."
I ran into my room as Jace growled and barked at me from the living room. I ran down into my lab, and turned on the space-transmitter thing. I could see that the battle was already won by Zim. But the big-headed kid was trying to stop him. I wouldn't be able to copy more technology from Zim if he was dead! I transmitted a virus into the kid's shields so that a single laser shot from Zim would blow it up. Zim shot it and I watched with glee as the kid fell into the ocean. I was even happier when I saw a whale come out of no where and swallow the kid whole.
"Well, that is convinent," I said to myself. "Now that kid can't get in my way! Soon, I will have enough techology from that 'Zim' that I will rule Earth!"
I walked back up into my room and went back to the TV room. There, Jace was curled up on the rug watching it. As soon as he saw me he jumped up and attacked me. He cut me pretty badly.
"You know, if you kill me, you will never be human again!" I yelled despertly.
That shut Jace up. He got off me and sat on the floor staring up at me.
"Bad dog," I said grinning. "Just for that, you're gonna stay a dog for a week!"
Jace looked at me with a dog look that said "You have to be joking!"
"No, I'm serious. From now untill this time next week, you will remain a dog! Ha-ha!"
I left the room leaving Jace to think about what he did.
-To Be Continued...
Okay, sorry the first chapter was so long, but as it is an introdutory chapter, it can be expected to be long. But most other chapters wont be THIS long. You can see now that 1) Geg is a guy who wants to rule the world. Whenever he fails or is just pissed off, he takes it out on Jace by turning him into an animal for a day or so with his animal transforming divice thingy. 2) By the time Jace is 50, he will have been over 100 different species of animals. Please R&R.