hey hunnies! well this is a bit of randomness from my friend Dave and her friend!!Dave doesn't have an account here so she is letting me put it up in my name so people can read it! isn't that nice? anyway, i hope you like!!
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN…?
1: you insult your girlfriend…
2: you don't run away…
3: you're too stupid to think of an excuse…
4: you finally run away and fall into a huge vat of liquid pink marshmallow…
5: you escape and shed your clothes so she doesn't recognise you and run across the highway only to be caught by the police and not given your clothes back until she finds you…
6: you shed your clothes again because you are still covered in marshmallow and jump into a pool late at night, only to feel something that isn't you in the pool, the flood lights come on and you see the two owners of the pool going at it in the dark, one problem, they are both men. You stare in shock until she comes…
7: you get away and run into a shop that says 'Clothes 4 Free!'. Inside you find that the shop is out of men's clothing and is only stocking kids size bright pink tutu's, you put one on only to walk out of the shop to bump into the local news crew who then put you on the live news. She happens to see this and comes over to you and ushers the news crew out of the way with an evil glint in her eye…
8: you run into a random shop to escape the crazy woman only to find it is Toyworld and it is a sale, the shop is full of screaming kids who love the colour pink and tutu's, who then start attacking you for your clothes, you scream and start to run away but, she finds you…
9: you find yourself running for your life in a dark alleyway after finding your way out of the labyrinth she put you in after kidnapping you from outside the clothes shop, only to find yourself in a cinema playing your most hated movie, Shrek…
10: you bolt, screaming, only to crash into her, knocking over a big bowl of hot, buttery, salty popcorn onto her face. The face that would forever be covered in burns…
11: you get out of the cinema and run to your house, to find she has beaten you there…
12: your girlfriend happens to be Kagome, and you are Inuyasha…
What happens after this? Simple, you die. All because you said you were turning gay because women didn't satisfy you. What a cruel, cruel world…
Mystic Fyre: So, what's the moral of this? Don't insult women. Cuz as they say 'There's nothing worse than a women scorned'. My friend gave me the rights to this cause she doesn't have an account here so…thanks Dave!! Anyway, she said that one of her other friends helped her with the start so I thank her too! Read 'n' Review or I shall make you life a living hell in any way I can, like write meaningless shit! Have a nice day! .