It was an important day in Granolapalooza. The princess from a

faraway kingdom was coming to this fair palooza, and everybody was freaking out."WHERE THE TEKKEN IS MY CROWN" said King Granola. " PAGE, GO GET MY CROWN!". "Um, sir" began the page, "it's on your

head like it always is"

KG didn't hear this though, he was too busy going about giving orders to people. "You there, clean up this mess," and " Hey you, stop playing Jimi Hendrix so darn LOUD!"."Woah, dude" said a local hippie, "chill it ouuuuuut.". "HOW ON EARTH CAN I BE CHILL WHEN PRINCESS PEACH IS COMING?" asked KG.

Suddenly, a beautiful blonde woman with a frilly pink dress came in. She had an umbrella which she had over her soulder, and the most beautiful face the king had ever seen. "Uhhhh" Granola managed to speak out these words of wisdom.

Then along came the creepy bodyguards. They were tiny and had huge red and white heads. "These are the toads, and they follow me EVERYWHERE!" Princess peach said followed by a giggle. KG decided that today was going to be just right, when someone, no, someTHING even creepier than the bodyguards came around. Well, not came around, more like crashed in. It had an aura of fire surrounding it, with a spiny shell on it's back, and a dinosaur-like face, with razor sharp fangs.

"Something tells me that…" before KG could finish his snappy comment, he gave a roar, and grabbed ahold of the princess. KG thought fast. He grabbed what was closest to him and flung it at the beast. Suddenly, the beast began to grow. " Dude" one of the toads said, " you threw a super mushroom at it!"

"MARIOOOOOOO!" Peach screamed as the beast charged out of the room. "That's not my name!" KG screamed back. Everyone seemed to stop and stare for a second, but then they all started playing hippie music and smoking pot again. "BOWSER HAS THE PRINCESS!" the toads shouted. "Wow, that's almost as stupid a name as toad" KG thought, and then asked, "What is the story with him?"

So the toads told him how, about once every year, bowser kidnaps princess peach, and keeps her in his castle. "But" toadsworth began to say, " one person always frees her, and his name is-". "I've heard enough" KG said, and began walking towards the door. "Wait! You don't have to to this!" they all shouted at him. " Of course I do," replied KG, "She needs me."

And with that, he took of towards the sky on his jetpack, unaware that Mario would soon be on the case. Unaware of the dangers he was going to meet.

Unaware of the evil entity that was following him.