It was a beautiful day in Rogueport.
As the mist from the sea sprayed onto the land, many Goombas and Koopas roamed the town.
But there was a dark side to Rogueport.
Behind the buildings, lied two terrible criminals, Wario and Waluigi.
The Anti-Brothers.
The Wario Brothers.
What were they doing today?
Robbing Shops, you know, just the usual stuff for a criminal.
(The Brothers enter the shop)
As they enter, the two Toads working there looking at them with their eyes and huge moustaches which look like gaping mouths.
Wario looks at a mushroom, sitting on the counter, and GRABS IT.
He runs out of the store with his brother and into a boat, but little did they know..
?: So Mario, why are you visiting this beautiful town?
Mario.
Mario?
MARIO!?
Mario takes his eyes off the captain, seeing Wario off the corner in his eyes.
Mario: YOU!
Waluigi: Oh, no.
Mario kicks the Wario Brothers off the boat, so hard, that they're blasted to their own house.
Wario: ...ouch.
Wario: You know what? I just wanted to make money.
Waluigi: Why?
Wario: So I could be super rich, buy everything and be better than that Mario dude.
Waluigi: What about WarioWare?
Wario: After Game and Wario, we went bankrupt.
Waluigi: Because nobody bought the game?
Wario: Because nobody bought the Wii U.
Waluigi: Oh.
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Wario: I….just got an idea.
Wario: We can sell our old crap so we can get money!
Waluigi: So, a shop?
Wario: Yeah, Exactly!
Wario: We'll start with our garage, and make our way up to an entire building!
Walugi: Let's do this!
Wario: Wah!
Waluigi: Weh!