P.S. I do not own Fairly Oddparents

Cosmo woke up with a magnificent smile on his face when he has found out today is his birthday. Cosmo is always happy on his birthday.

"Wanda, hey Wanda." Cosmo said. "What!" yelled Wanda.

"Is there something you want to say to me." Cosmo said with a happy look on his face. "Yeah, your a complete moron who likes to wake people up in the morning!" Wanda yelled. "What else." Cosmo said with the same face, "Oh yeah, and an idiot as well. Now leave me alone!" Wanda screamed, "I don't want you waking Poof again."

Cosmo didn't feel so well that Wanda didn't even know it was his birthday. The good thing is that he can easily connect with Timmy, his godchild, because they sort of have stuff in common. He flew his way to Timmy and woke him up.

Cosmo then poofed up an airhorn and squeezed it. "Wake up Timmy!" Cosmo said.

"Ya!" Timmy screeched while being awaken by a loud horn.

"Cosmo, what did I tell you!" Wanda yelled. "Now Poof is crying because you decided to be the universe's biggest idiot!" Cosmo didn't seem to care because he still had his happy face. "Sorry, I was hoping you or Timmy could say a certain something to me."

Timmy then jumped out of his bed and said, "Yeah, there is. I wish you could just shut up!"

Cosmo then waived his wand and his face became sad, as he poofed his mouth away. Cosmo was the unhappiest fairy in the universe. He then poofed away to Fairy World to meet with his mother.

Cosmo knocked on the door, "Hello?" Cosmo's mother said, "Cosmo, you decided to get rid of Wanda, your the best son in the world!" Mama Cosmo hugged her son but didn't know how sad he was.

"Mama, I came here hoping for you to say something to me that Wanda and Timmy did not." Cosmo said to his mother. "Of course dear, Wanda is a fairy who just likes to nag 24/7, that is why everyone in this and every single universe hates her." His mother happily said.

"Not you too." Cosmo cried

Things were not good for Cosmo, nobody he knew has known today was his birthday. Cosmo poofed away to the Fairy World birth list which included every fairy who celebrated a birthday today. Cosmo looked at the list, "Where is my name, where is it?" he said. Cosmo didn't see his name and poofed back to Timmy's Goldfish Bowl crying.

"Wahhhhh!" Cosmo cried. "Cosmo, whats wrong?" Timmy asked

"Nobody, not even Fairy World, or my own mommy knew today was my birthday." Cosmo cried. Wanda and Poof poofed in.

"What's going on?" Wanda asked. "Cosmo thinks we all forgot today was his birthday." Timmy said to Wanda.

"That's what wrong with Cosmo?" Wanda asked. "Yeah, that' why he's crying." Timmy said.

She then waived her wand and poofed to Cosmo, "Cosmo, is that your crying, because we forgot your birthday?" Wanda asked. "Yeah, you supposed to love me." Cosmo sadly said.

"Sweetie, we didn't forget your birthday." Wanda said

"You didn't!" Cosmo said as he got the happiness back.

"Of course we didn't, you just forgot when your birthday was!" Wanda said.

Cosmo was relieved that they didn't forgot, he just forgot the date he was born himself.

"Of course." Cosmo said, then he bonked himself in the head saying, "I could have had a V8."

That's right kids, no one forgot today was his birthday, he just forgot today wasn't his birthday. Everyone then laughed with happiness.

THE END