RULES:
1. Sheldon/Penny - They can be platonic, romantic, smutty, Super Heroes/Villains, etc.
2. Leonard/Amy's death MAY occur anytime from the Pilot thru Season 9.
3. The death must be completed in a single chapter, although you are welcome to contribute as many different forms of death as you like as long as they are a chapter each.
4. The story must be no more than 1,500 words long.
5. Deadline is October 31, 2015.
(H) "Um...we can explain."
(S) "It wasn't our fault."
(P) "Yea, that doesn't sound suspicious at all."
(S) "You could give us a hand, you know."
(P) "With a couple of corpses? No, thank you."
(H) "Please?"
(P) "I didn't kill them."
(H) "But their your friends, too!"
(P) "They were your friends longer."
(S) "One of them is your boyfriend!"
(P) "EX!"
(H) "So what?!"
(P) *snort* "Bros before hos."
(S) "Meaning?"
(P) "Meaning you two get to take care of this."
(H) "That's not fair!"
(P) "Why is there a screwdriver in Leonard's neck, anyway?"
(S) "I aimed too low."
(P) "And the Expo marker in Raj's eye?"
(H) "He tried to bite me."
(S) "Penny, Howard cannot transport both bodies to the Zombie Disposal Center on his Vespa."
(P) "Fine. But if I have to drive them over to the ZDC, you're going to have to decapitate them."
(Both men) "Aww! Why us?!"
(P, jabbing a finger into their chests) "Decapitated or Vespa! You choose. I'm not transporting them only to get halfway there and find out you two dolts missed the brain stem!"
(S) "Deal. Do you have a small bag we can put the heads in?"
(P) "I think so. I just bought some new pajamas from Victoria's Secret. The bag might be big enough."
(S) "New pajamas? I hadn't noticed you wearing anything new."
(P, smirking) "When I'm with you, I don't bother wearing them."
(H) "I'm not sure which is worse, the mental image of you two having sex or the knowledge that Sheldon's going to make me do the decapitations."
(P) "I'll go get the bag. Don't get blood all over the place."
(S) "There's a machete in the closet. And be quick about it. Halo starts in 52 minutes."
(H) *sigh*
A/N: Probably the shortest zombie story I've ever written.