Chapter One: First arrives

Gan Ning and Magoichi Saika struggled to get up as they had fallen and landed on their backsides. Gan Ning got up with a kick of his legs while Magoichi was worried for his bum and rubbed it and assured it that it'll be ok.

'ewe,' Gan Ning winged holding his nose. 'what is this stink? Smells like a mixture of sweat and smoke eh?"

Magoichi finally got to his feet then smelt under his armpits. 'Well I can assure you it's not me, I always carry with me some handy dandy deodorant. Want some?'

Gan Ning pulled a face and shook his head. 'That stuffs for sissy's, only for when a guy is trying to impress a girl, and I sure ain't trying to impress no girl, there ain't even girls around ere.'

'I'm not a sissy, I'm just not gay that's all.' Magoichi assured.

'I never called you a sissy mate, I just have no time for women, they'll only get in the way during war times.' Gan Ning suddenly noticed something through the trees. 'Oy mate! what does that look like to you?' Gan Ning pointed between the trees.

Magoichi looked at where Gan Ning was pointing, 'Well, if I'm not mistaken, that looks to me like a wrecked town.'

Gan Ning nods smiling, 'An excellent place to set up camp, let's go!'

'Whoa, whoa,' Magoichi says grabbing Gan Nings' muscular shoulder. 'let's not just go rushing in there. You never know what might jump out at us.'

'Exactly!' Gan Ning piped up. 'That's why we're not going in alone, we can watch each other's back!' Before Magoichi could get another word in, Gan Ning was running towards the town like a complete and utter idiot which matched his personality. Magoichi sighed and ran off after him.

The town was completely torn apart and deserted, Gan Ning and Magoichi checked just in case though, nothing. They found a row of wooden non wrecked small houses of about four and agreed to use them for shelter. They fought over who gets what house, two each in the end, Gan Ning got the two on the left and Magoichi got the two on the right.

'Awesome!' Gan Ning yelled out with joy as he found one of his houses supplied a whole lot of food. 'Sucked in mate! I've got the food, I've got the food, nicky, nicky noo!'

Magoichi came out of one of his houses looking slightly confused. 'Wait, but, I've got the food.' This made Gan Ning also confused. It turned out, there were two food storages. They cried out with joy and started to do some bad Irish dancing until they heard an argument coming from some familiar voices. One was quiet and cold, the other was fast, girly and bubbly.

Hanzo Hattori and Kunoichi were walking up towards Gan Ning and Magoichi. More like, Hanzo was walking towards them to get away from Kunoichi, and Kunoichi was walking towards them by following Hanzo.

'I don't care that you really want to become a pool cleaner," Hanzo snapped at Kunoichi.

'But it'd be awesome Hanzo, it's my lifelong dream to become a pool cleaner.' Kunoichi said dreamily. Hanzo rolled his eyes. 'Oh you are such a miserable guts Hanzo.'

'Looks like it's a bad time for these two,' Magoichi whispered to Gan Ning who nodded while staring at Kunoichi wondering why anyone would really want to become a pool cleaner.