"Mogami-san! Mogami-san! Wait up!" Mr. Sawarada, head of the Love Me department, was running down the hall as fast and carefully as he could as he chased after the first Love Me girl. Said girl was waxing the impossibly long hallway with a passion, the mop she was using allowing her to run instead of kneel.

"Eh?" She stopped and turned around, side-stepping to avoid Mr. Sawarada as he slid a little, stopping next to her. "Mr. Sawarada? What's wrong?" He was panting heavily, his hands on his knees.

"Ms. Mogami, nothing is wrong! Nothing at all!" He pushed himself up and grinned at her. "Everything is great! Just look at this new offer! It came in today and goes out this evening."

"What?" Kyoko, the star of our story today, dropped her jaw in shock. "It doesn't give me any time to decide at all!" She held out a hand as he handed her the folder with the offer.

"That's because you don't need to decide! Just look at the part you'll be playing; the lead! And not only that, but a fairy!" His grin grew as Kyoko drifted off into La-La land, her eyes growing wide and her mouth forming a strangely happy smile. Suddenly, though, with a horrible ripping noise, she came back to reality. Her expression was now unbelievably skeptical.

"I don't mean to be rude, Sawarada-san, but do people even make series like that? And as much as I love the idea, why would a random fairy be the lead? Why not the princess?"

"Ah," the usually harried man's face grew cat-like, "That's because you are no ordinary fairy. You'll be a SPY fairy, charged with protecting the princess at all costs! That's when-" He stopped when he could see that Kyoko was sold on the idea. Her La-La face was back in full force, and the folder she clutched tightly in her hands was suddenly back in his face.

"I'll do it! I will protect the princess!" Kyoko grinned excitedly. Gripping the mop handle almost too tightly, she saluted fiercely. She had to stop her demons from bursting out in happiness that they would finally be on the way to beating Shotaro when a small tug pulled at her pant leg.

"Onee-chan?" She looked down to find Maria Takarada. "What princess are you talking about?" Sawarada beat a hasty retreat to call back the producers and tell them that she accepted.

"The fairy princess in my new job." She crouched down to be at the heiress's level. "But enough about that- what kind of fairy princess are you? A flower fairy? A woodland fairy? I'm sure you'd make a beautiful water fairy!" Maria, now trapped by Kyoko energy net, crouched down as well and smiled.

"A shadow princess, so I could use all my black magic powers with ease!" Kyoko nodded her head with a serious face.

"Yes, but would you be the kind of shadow princess that protected people, or the kind that haunts people?" Kyoko face turned teary and horrified. "The kind that uses her evil magic on her friends and laughs about it? The kind that plays with demons and attacks all the other fairies, and-"

And that was how Kanae Kotoname, Kyoko's best friend, found the two five minutes later. Crying on each other shoulders, mourning the now dead prince fairy (The mop) and moaning about how evil had prevailed and sadness had overcome, and- and- and- . . . to say the least, the situation was rather delicate.

"MO!" Kanae, of course knew exactly what to do. "Kyoko, what the heck do you think you're doing! I had to finish your hallway for you! You're being annoying!" The two on the floor pounced on her, unfortunately, crying out 'Moko-san fairy-kun! You're alive!' and 'I'm so sorry that I killed you! Can you ever forgive me?' repeatedly.

"Mo, Kyoko, Maria! Get off me! Of course I'm alive!" She finally wrestled the over-emotional ones off of her, and after having calmed them down, sitting them down in the lobby and listening to their story, she turned to Kyoko. "Look, I'm glad you accepted the offer. That's great." She turned to the youngest girl, "And I'm sure you'd make a wonderfully good shadow fairy, Maria-chan." She had to hold back a few gags, but it did the trick and all was well.

You know, in theory.