Hey folks, I'm back with another poem~

If only Enma Ai talks to her clients in a more casual way, maybe pulling the string and sending someone to hell wouldn't be so creepy. (What the heck are you talking about, sending someone to hell IS CREEPY!!!)

*Ahem. Moving on... But wouldn't it be more inviting if it sounds a little more catchy???

Disclaimer: I don't own Jigoku Shoujo.


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Welcome folks its Hotline to Hell

Invitations are rare, no one can tell.

Bullies, evil freaks- name them all

If you hate them, just me give me a call.

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Anyone who's feeling down?

Say my name, I'll be around.

Burn them, push them, hang 'em to a tree

Whatever you want, but it's not free!

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I'll take your soul once you die,

An agreement, you must comply.

So decide if your grudge is pure,

Think twice, you must be sure.

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If no more doubt, then take the dare

I'll take revenge you can't compare!

Sit back,relax and pull the string

We'll settle the score just like The Ring.

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Minna-san, despite what Enma Ai is trying to encourage in this poem cursing other people is a big NO-NO!

Thanks for reading! Please tell me what you think.